I see PoF like a newspaper - see if there's anything interesting to read or look at. I think my newspaper profile thing is somewhat entertaining. Maybe even meet someone that really gets my attention in hopes of finding that chemistry that is extremely rare to find.
Did you just describe yourself as fun? good looking (vain much?) How about just KNOWING it and letting us be the judge of that when meeting? Or be a little humble about it? At least there's no disappointment when you let the other person down if you're not 'fun',just KNOW it. I am a huge fan of humble people.
My laundry list/likes/dislikes, whatever. You decide if you're wating your time before you choose to connect:
"Hi..hello..(enter stupid catcall name here)" - Is that all you can come up with or is your picture so fine, THAT is enough for any woman to respond to, a "hello".
Looking for serious relationship = no
Long walks on the beach = no
Candle lit dinners = i find them boring, even with fun company, I want to be elsewhere.
Gazing into each others eyes = lol really?
I prefer, staring at each other and see who laughs first.
Sarcasm = Requirement
Humility = ooh! What's YOUR #?
Hopeless romantics = not a fan
Shirtless pics = Flexing in front of a mirror, really?
I was born in brooklyn, raised in queens. I moved to LA 10 years ago and love the weather! I'm filipino and have two daughters.
I enjoy listening to 90's hip hop, reggae, alternative music because honestly those were the good OLD days. I like to play pool and chess, even though I suck at both, I have mastered losing. But as long as I get to play, I am happy.
I'm more comfortable dressing down in my jeans, t-shirt and chucks, so if you're looking for a graceful, girly girl type, that takes 2 hrs to get ready I'm far from it. I will admit, I am a huge awkward dorky clutz and if you frown upon such, sorry, we may be too good for each other to even be associated with.
If you think online meeting is weird, you're ignorant. This is such a meat market as it is in person..
I'M LOOKING FOR chemistry! NOT a boyfriend, NOT a relationship, just someone i can click with, kick it with, NOT sex with. That person you meet but you feel like you've known forever with that umph factor that is so rare to find. A sarcastic smartass.
You're a winner if you are equally as not sensitive as I am (or more) and would rather camp it out than stay at hotel e.g. you are not too bougie and too high maintenance to rough it out and get a little dirty.
i appreciate a gentleman to an extent, but I am not trying to be saved, or to be taken care of, or waiting for prince charming on a white horse.
Did I mention chemistry?
Am I asking for too much?
It'd also be nice if u had a brain that works. If u can think with both heads, awesome. But the one on the shoulders is preferable.
* Bonus if you have rhythm. I love dancing. Any type of dancing. Ballroom, swing, latin, reggae, hiphop, etc. Rhythm would be AWESOME..
If you made it this far, I may have killed some of your boredom and somewhat entertained you. Admit it, you read all this asinine crap. Since you did, at least say hi, wait, don't JUST say hi. Now its YOUR turn to entertain MY a$$. Just kidding.
ewe god....does it HAVE to be a 'date'? with no expectations? can't we just hang out? i'm sorry, i can't do movies & or 'go somewhere quiet & sit down & talk/eat' = interrogate each other/interview each other in a not so relaxed environment...oh i don't know...i just know i can't sit still..and can I speak for both of us? I wouldn't want either of us to feel stuck w/each other if we're bored/not present...
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