I'm a different type of interesting! Some might say a contradiction of sorts (someone actually said that lol)!!!
I laugh all the time even at myself
My comeback is like lightening
Awkward & somewhat weird
I go to the gym 4-5 days a week
I TRY to eat healthy... Doesn't always work out though lol
I have a list of over 40 places in the world I want to visit before I die, none of which are in the US
Super sarcastic... But sometimes I'm serious
Loner... But I hate feeling lonely
Affectionate... But I need my space
Realist... But my head is always in the clouds
Compassionate... But I won't sugarcoat shit
Blunt... But respectful
Open minded... BUT I WILL NOT SMOKE CRACK WITH YOU lol
Ambitious… But I procrastinate
Free spirit... But reserved
Wind in my hair sand in my toes... As long as there's no bugs around
Dog lover... Not so much chihuahua's, they're creepy
Despise cats... Kittens are cute
Quiet... Until something catches my attention
Zombie land is my favorite movie
The Walking Dead is my favorite show
Will Ferrell is hilarious
Erykah Badu speaks to my soul
Drake is the shiz even with his dad sweater & Carlton moves
I represent Wu when I walk my dogs (cool points if you get it)
Kings of Leon are the best thing since sliced bread
Black Keys bring out my inner hippie
Kasey Musgraves is like my crazy little sister, she just doesn't know it
Nirvana knows the deepest darkest pieces of me
I love beards & tattoos but mostly beards like lumberjack beards lol
Things I'm not attracted to:
-guys who message "hey, hi, damn you sexy, etc..."
-guys who are not looking for a relationship or anything serious
-liquor bottle or money pics
-lazy guys who's About Me says "If you want to know anything just ask"
If you are any of the above please do not be offended if I don't reply I just don't think we'd be a good match.
Also very important:
I think brains are far more sexy than the way you look.
I AM NOT RELIGIOUS or Atheist or any other crazy worshiper of sorts & I will not waste your time if you are looking for a God fearing woman.
Also I won't message first. No offense I just haven't been lucky when I have & after all it's a mans world so you know what you like and how to go after it. If I viewed your profile & didn't message you it doesn't mean I'm not interested & if I favorited you it means I did read your profile & I am interested.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Soo lets not skip past meeting for the first time! Everybody is awesome online, no one actually picks up a phone to make a call anymore so yeah you have time to think of the perfect thing to say. Let's meet at a coffee shop or a park & talk for a while. You can stare at my beautiful smile & mysterious eyes or I can catch you staring at my boobs lol!!! Seriously though too much pressure for no reason at all lets just meet & go from there. After that I'm ready for anything!