hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans? :D
hmmm i'll keep my profile short and sweet, no one likes to sit and listen to someone ramble on about themselves all day. I spend lots of time making music (drumming) thinking about life and yadda yadda, but there's definitely something missing- could it be YOOOOU FIIISH!!!? XD I also have a random fetish for ballbusting so feel free to message me if you love to give a guy a good hard kick to the balls :D I also plan to do the E1 Walk from Sweden to Italy this summer but on a bike. Backwards. Riiiiiight. Ok dude that should reel them in *rolls eyes*
The rest, I shall leave to mystery!
If you have the phrase "no likey no lighty" anywhere on your profile I WILL IGNORE YOU!!! I'm sorry, that may seem harsh, but it actually wants to make me gouge my eyes out with forks :)
So please do get in touch and tell me all about you, I love a good bit of banter :)
toodle pip x
Something fun and spontaneous, along as there's food involved haha (hmmm a food fight?)
I like going out for dinner, pretending to be sophisticated, not paying and then leggin' it haha!... or a picnic as mentioned before, i'm easy (well not thaaat easy :P), I think the main thing is generally having as much fun as possible, a snore fest it will not be avec moi!
om nom nom
then back to mine for a game of beans and bagatelle!
(lots of people have been enquiring as to what this is, i can assure you it is NOT RUDE unfortunately!!!) unless you want it to be of course
thanks for checking out swampson x