swampson: These women aren't kinky enough for me :P
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Melton mowbray, UK
Details
31 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Buddhist
Ethnicity
Caucasian Scorpio with Brown hair
Intent
swampson Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Some college
Personality
Geek
Profession
Self employed musician







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Second Language Other  


Interests
Bla bla bla bla bla blaaaaBoobiesListening to/making music electronica/dub/jazz etc
DrawingReadingBlack comedy
PhilosophyBallbustingVerbal humiliation
BuddhismNarniaFetish stuff oo err
Computer gamesPro evo beans micro machines smackdown sylvester and tweety lolTable tennis im as good as forrest gump seriously without boasting p
Running/jumping/climbing treesEating veggie food well putting it in my ears mostlyFilms amelie delicatessen motorcycle diaries franco zeffirellis romeo and juliet is the best
Daft british comedy like red dwarf brittas empire garth marengis dark place peep show met super hansSpaced i looove eddie izzard scrubs and star trek im a geek i knowFeeding schnarfy puss and serenading her with biscuits haha
Nottingham forest fc told ya wed stay up 60s culture-beat poetry into all the hippy stuffEnough about me i wanna hear about you x

About Chris
hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans? :D

hmmm i'll keep my profile short and sweet, no one likes to sit and listen to someone ramble on about themselves all day. I spend lots of time making music (drumming) thinking about life and yadda yadda, but there's definitely something missing- could it be YOOOOU FIIISH!!!? XD I also have a random fetish for ballbusting so feel free to message me if you love to give a guy a good hard kick to the balls :D I also plan to do the E1 Walk from Sweden to Italy this summer but on a bike. Backwards. Riiiiiight. Ok dude that should reel them in *rolls eyes*

The rest, I shall leave to mystery!

If you have the phrase "no likey no lighty" anywhere on your profile I WILL IGNORE YOU!!! I'm sorry, that may seem harsh, but it actually wants to make me gouge my eyes out with forks :)

So please do get in touch and tell me all about you, I love a good bit of banter :)

toodle pip x

First Date
Something fun and spontaneous, along as there's food involved haha (hmmm a food fight?)
I like going out for dinner, pretending to be sophisticated, not paying and then leggin' it haha!... or a picnic as mentioned before, i'm easy (well not thaaat easy :P), I think the main thing is generally having as much fun as possible, a snore fest it will not be avec moi!

om nom nom

then back to mine for a game of beans and bagatelle!
(lots of people have been enquiring as to what this is, i can assure you it is NOT RUDE unfortunately!!!) unless you want it to be of course
;o)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy2zaMAiyvs

thanks for checking out swampson x