If you have your (insert expletive) together, then congratulations you are one step closer to being an emotionally stable woman. Yay!
If you also take care of your health by working out those things they call muscles and eat that stuff they call healthy food to repair those muscles, then congratulations, you're not only emotionally stable, but you actually give a damn about how you live. Yay again!
And if you're delightful to talk to, not catty, interested in learning new things, then give yourself a big hurray because I might actually be interested to talk to you...whoa there cowgirl, not so fast. Don't get all hot and bothered just yet...I need to double check your qualifications first. So start by sending me a message and we'll take things from there.