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Ms*Simplicity: Seeking Mr. Right... NOT Mr. Right NOW...
Smokes Occasionally with Big & Tall/BBW body type
San jose, California
33 year old Female, 5' 9" (175cm), New age
Caucasian, Scorpio
Ms*Simplicity is actively seeking a relationship.
Associates Degree


I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Red Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language French

About Amber
**I know my profile seems alil harsh... but its honest and upfront. I'm a nice and very understanding person... I just refuse to sugar coat to spare your feelings on here.**

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A ONE NIGHTER!!!! That means friends with benefits as well.

I HAVE TWO KIDS.... If that's not to your liking .... Then that's just to damn bad.

If you are lucky enough to catch my attention, don't ruin it by asking sexual favors right off the bat or by being too busy searching and replying to other women on here... That just makes me think you aren't interested or that's how you're going to continue being through out the duration of our communication.

**I'm not a side chic, don't embarrass yourself.
**I'm not interested in an open relationship, that's just giving you permission to sleep around. If you want to be with me, then be with me and only me.
**I don't do crazy crap... Don't ask. No bleeding, burning, cutting, beating, choking. Don't even try to convince me, don't message me.

If you cant be respectful then dont waste my time or yours. I am a CURVY GIRL (if that isnt your thing, thats fine, but you dont have to email me to tell me so.) I model (tastefully erotic modeling, its like a classy playboy) which takes up a lot of my time. You have to keep fresh pictures. I love my job and before you think that it would be so great and an easy way to make money... try to smile constantly for 8 hours. Just bc I am comfortable showing alil skin in front of the camera doesnt mean that Im easy and not picky in my personal life. I will not travel to a foreign country or marry you so you can come here. I will NOT let you drive my car or come to my home so dont ask. Its hard to catch my attention, and even more so to keep it. I have borderline OCD, not all crazy but things have to be cleaned and put where they belong... please understand that.

I have 4 tongue rings (room for 5 but only wear 4, there are 3 straight in the middle and one on each side like a +) ... and yes I know how to use them. I have 25 piercings in total... I wear very few on a daily basis anymore and I have 2 tats.

I AM A SINGLE PARENT!!! If you cant accept that, Im sorry. My child will ALWAYS COME FIRST. I love my family no matter how weird they seem at times, they are very open and honest, fair warning.

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