First of all. This might make some of you hit the back button. But enough is enough!
1. I will not buy a boat with you after only emailing twice!
2. You can not move in and start having my babies! Seriously, I do not know you. Get a life!
3. If you keep disappearing. Then reappear and tell me you kept getting arrested and who you have been shacking up with the whole time.
4. If you say that you don't drink or smoke, then you get drunk on our first date and smoke a pack in a hour.
5. Be honest about yourself.
1. I know that I'm not a GQ model. I never will be. Sorry
2. I work. Sorry for that but I prefer to take of myself.
3. I'm very big on honestly and loyalty. A persons morals is what makes someone.
If you are still here and reading.
I like to have fun, always looking for new and exciting things to do. I am open to anything. If you don't try new things, then you never know whats out there. I enjoy movies, playing games and hanging with friends.
I'm just a simple person. Take enjoyment in the simple things. I'm not high maintance. The simpler the better.
I have a real smart ass sense of humor. Can always find some light in any situation. If you are having a bad day, I'm the one you want to be around. I'm always smiling, and like to make people feel better.