Looking to make you my hobby. Didn't expect to be single again at this age, but this is what life handed me. I am looking to appreciate a good woman. The description guide says to tell what makes me unique. Well, I am unique, just like everyone else. I've never been to the Galapagos, Australia, or jetted to the south of France for a weekend, but I'm the guy that comes home every night. I try to find humor in every situation, so all you women that say you need a man that can make you laugh, here I am. I am also an excellent kisser. If you're not happy, you get your money back. (If I have to tell you I'm kidding, I'm not for you) I'm a Pulitzer Prize winning machine gunnist, and an internationally known skee-ball champion. Sometimes the police come and pick me up to talk to me, not because I've done anything wrong, but simply because I'm interesting. I'm an ordinary citizen, but I still get fan mail. In my spare time, I redesign railroad stations to improve heat retention, and on Tuesday evenings, I repair small appliances for the needy. With all of this, I still haven't met you.
Walk on the BOARDWALK, not on the beach, with all of those other single people. They should have an indoor boardwalk for people that want to have a first date in the winter.