I'm far from perfect, but I'm damn near awesome... I'm looking for someone on that level. Born and raised in Queens I spent 4 years in NC for college then lived in Europe for a brief stint...
If you're well versed in sarcasm and wit we will get along swimmingly. If you're a wet blanket who needs conversation pulled out of them. Move along. Ain't nobody got time fo that!
If you're looking to get your d!ck wet. High five. God bless. Don't message me... I work around 100+ men any given day, if I need to get laid I'm not trolling through POF, I'm actually here to meet someone fun who wants to make a point if remembering my name. Weird, I know.
I'm sassy, articulate, well traveled and I like the same in a partner. I'm not a fitness model, but I do go to the gym 4 days a week. I fit comfortably in a size 10 and have actual curves. I have no problems meeting men when I'm out, but I'm looking for someone who can handle my impulsive sarcastic personality. I'm like blue cheese, you either love me or hate me, but love all my haters ;)
if my job intimidates you, I completely understand... Please don't message me and tell me so. I'll say it again, if you can't step up, step aside. Under this facade is a normal girl who likes to watch sports, drink beers and laugh at really inappropriate dirty jokes. The dirtier the better.
Where my fellas at???
A first date should contain lots of laughter.. I'm a horrendous bowler, so bowling would be awesome. Honestly, I've had great nights in ordering pizza and watching sports, if the chemistry is there the date will evolve into something great, if not... there's always alcohol ;)