How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
LOL Ok... so now that we've got the corny pickup line out of the way...
I think you'd get a better idea about me if you just skip this whole thing and ask me out. Or at least just ask me what's important to you.
Well, you're still reading, so on to plan B: the basic impression.
So what does he have to say for himself?
I am an outgoing, talkative, generally pretty fun guy... plenty of energy when I need it, and just plain happy to be alive. I am in fact trained in the arts of mental stimulation and physical arousal. LOL -- ok, well it might be self-trained... but are your really gonna be picky about how I learned my Jedi Mind Tricks? I have a pretty active mind, and I've got a wide and varied sense of humor. I like sarcastic, ditsy, dirty, lame, nerdy, goofy jokes. I like comedy and fun. "That's what she said" has been known to come out of my mouth once or twice... or a hundred times. So if you can't handle a little fun sarcasm, we probably won't get along. Don't take life too seriously. What's your sense of humor like... why not tell me a joke to break the ice?
Sounds great so far. Who doesn't like to laugh?! So, what else?
I'm romantic and enjoy showing my affection. I'm creative as hell. My two main passions are music and Salsa dancing. Do you play an instrument? What about Salsa... ever thought about trying it, are you already a master, or is Bachata more your speed? I like to sing, but I don't often know the words, so I tend to just hum a lot and try to fake it, but hey... karaoke can save even the worst of us. Do you agree that baseball is the best sport?
So, hopefully so far you've got a strong idea of what makes me tick. If you like me so far, ask me for more...
So what about his ideal match then?
Well, she absolutely has to have a sense of humor. I mean, if you don't like to laugh, whether it's with me, at me, or at yourself, you're just taking life way too serious! I also love to be challenged mentally, so intelligence is also a pretty big turn-on. Just be sincere and honest about what and who you're looking for.
And the looks? Those are the most important thing... right?
Well, of course I can appreciate good eye candy, but honestly, there are many ways to be cute and sexy. We all appreciate looks, but your personality will ultimately be more desirable.
Wow... you really do sound pretty awesome!
LOL -- thanks! You're pretty awesome too for reading this whole thing!
So... at the end of the day, I'm pretty easy to please! Give it a shot... you've already come this far!
Everyone is different and my ideal date would be with someone fun, enjoying each other's company, getting to know each other, hopefully making a connection based on some fiery chemistry. If not, at least some laughs and maybe a new friend. Bottom line... my ideal date has nothing to do with what we do, but everything to do with who I'm doing it with.
Ladies of POF... seems like you're just skipping the messages/profiles and going directly for the pictures. I'm probably somewhat unique here as I actually do read profiles. Is it really all about looks?
Oh... and please stop messaging me for sex... I'm honestly not that easy!!! LOL
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