My profile might seem a little long, but it's full of awesomeness... and who can resist pure awesomeness?!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
If you aren't laughing, that's ok... it probably wasn't even that funny. But it's as good a conversation-starter as any, right? I'm not really a pickup line kind of guy, but I like jokes, even if they're of the pickup line variety.
Ask me about the things that are important to you. I'll answer... you'll get the details you want... we're communicating... everyone's happy...... we fall in love... get married... live happily ever-after -- or don't -- darn, well it was fun while it lasted! LOL ...or you can just keep reading.
Well, you're still reading, so...... The End. haha (got jokes?!)
So what does he have to say for himself?
Ahh... the all important and ever-so-popular "about me" section where we attempt to impress the perfect mate! You kinda sorta gotta expect a little exaggeration, no? Well... (long pause to contemplate the best delivery)... I am an outgoing, talkative, generally pretty fun guy... plenty of energy when you need it, and just plain happy to be alive. I have a pretty active mind (google and wikipedia are my sidekicks), and I've got a wide and varied sense of humor. I like sarcastic, ditsy, dirty, lame, nerdy, goofy... whatever-you-can-throw-at-me jokes. In other words... I like comedy and fun. Bottom line: don't take life too seriously. What's your sense of humor like... why not tell me a joke to break the ice?
Well he sounds interesting so far. Who doesn't like to laugh?! I hope my mom likes him! So, what else?
Let's see... I like romance and enjoy showing my affection, like holding hands and cuddling. I'm pretty creative too. My two main passions are music and dancing (bonus points if you know what Casino is when not referring to a place to gamble). Do you play an instrument? I like to sing, but I don't really know many lyrics, so I tend to just hum a lot and try to fake it, but hey... karaoke works. What about dancing... ever thought about trying it or are you already a master and ready to give me a run for my money? Casino, Salsa, Cha-Cha-Chá, Bachata, West Coast Swing, the Horizontal Mambo (LOL)... curious yet?
Hmmm... he's starting to sound pretty damn awesome so far. So what would make me his match?
Well, as you've probably figured out, one of the top priorities absolutely has to be a sense of humor. I also love to be challenged mentally, so intelligence is also a pretty big turn-on.
And the looks? He didn't mention that, so he's obviously lying! That's the most important thing to any man... right?
Of course I can appreciate something visually stimulating -- cute, sexy, pretty... whatever the term -- as much as the next man. But honestly, there are many ways to be those things. The outside stuff doesn't typically last forever anyways, and I would prefer to find someone whose personality will ultimately be more desirable. That doesn't mean I want someone who doesn't care about her health and appearance. I just don't want someone obsessed with it either, who might not be happy with how she looks, even if I am.
Wow... I'm sold!
You bet! I figured you would be!!! LOL ;-) And since I just mentioned it, you're already pretty sexy to me just for having read this far!
I'm pretty easy to please! Give it a shot... you've already come this far!
Everyone is different and my ideal date would be with someone fun, enjoying each other's company, getting to know each other, hopefully making a connection based on some fiery chemistry. If not, at least some laughs and maybe a new friend. Point being... my ideal date has nothing to do with what we do, but everything to do with who I'm doing it with.