My profile might seem a little long, but it's full of awesomeness... and who can resist pure awesomeness?!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
If you aren't laughing, that's ok... but that was kinda chuckle-worthy in my opinion. I'm not really a pickup line kind of guy, but then again, I've never really been an online dating kind of guy either, so here's to trying something new.
Here's a tip. Just ask me about the things that are important to you. I'll answer, you'll get the details you want... we're communicating... everyone's happy...... we fall in love -- or don't -- whatever. Or you can keep reading. Totally up to you.
Well, you're still reading, so...... so much for tips! LOL
So what does he have to say for himself?
Ahh... the all important and ever-so-popular "about me" scam. I say scam because -- well, how honest can one be about himself when attempting to impress a mass of potential mates? You kinda sorta gotta expect a little fluff, no? Maybe I can try to keep it somewhat neutral. So what's my answer? Well... I am an outgoing, talkative, generally pretty fun guy... plenty of energy when I need it, and just plain happy to be alive. I am in fact trained in the arts of mental and physical stimulation. LOL -- ok, well maybe my training isn't exactly a "formal" education... ok -- perhaps it's all self-taught -- but at the end of the day, who's really complaining, right?! ;-P I have a pretty active mind, and I've got a wide and varied sense of humor. I like sarcastic, ditsy, dirty, lame, nerdy, goofy jokes. In other words... I like comedy and fun. So if you can't handle a little fun and sarcasm, we probably won't get along. Bottom line: don't take life too seriously. What's your sense of humor like... why not tell me a joke to break the ice?
Boy he sounds great so far. Who doesn't like to laugh?! I hope my mom likes him! So, what else?
Woah there... I'm not meeting your mom just yet. But, what else can I say? Well, I'm romantic and enjoy showing my affection. I'm creative as hell. My two main passions are music and Salsa dancing. Do you play an instrument? What about Salsa... ever thought about trying it, are you already a master, or is Bachata more your style? I like to sing, but I don't really know many lyrics, so I tend to just hum a lot and try to fake it, but hey... karaoke can save even the worst of us. And do you agree that baseball is the best sport?
Hmmm... he sounds pretty damn awesome so far (I told you so). So could I be his ideal match?
Well, the love of my life (or at least any dating prospect) absolutely has to have a sense of humor. I mean, if you don't like to laugh, whether it's with me, at me, or at yourself, you're just taking life way too serious! I also love to be challenged mentally, so intelligence is also a pretty big turn-on. Just be sincere and honest about what and who you're looking for.
And the looks? Those are the most important thing to a man anyways... right?
Well, I'm not gonna lie. Of course I can appreciate eye candy... but honestly, there are many ways to be cute and sexy. We all appreciate looks, but your personality will ultimately be more desirable.
Wow... I'm sold!
LOL -- thanks! You're already pretty sexy just for reading this whole thing!
All fun and kidding aside... at the end of the day, I'm pretty easy to please! Give it a shot... you've already come this far!
Everyone is different and my ideal date would be with someone fun, enjoying each other's company, getting to know each other, hopefully making a connection based on some fiery chemistry. If not, at least some laughs and maybe a new friend. Bottom line... my ideal date has nothing to do with what we do, but everything to do with who I'm doing it with.