~Damian: Disappointed? Only because you've never met me!
Non-Smoker with Thin body type
Brea, California
38 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Sagittarius
~Damian is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Business Owner

Can you feel the beat?

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Spanish

About Damian
My profile might seem a little long, but it's full of awesomeness... and who can resist pure awesomeness?!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!

If you aren't laughing, that's ok... but that was kinda chuckle-worthy in my opinion. I'm not really a pickup line kind of guy, but then again, I've never really been an online dating kind of guy either, so here's to trying something new.

Here's a tip. Just ask me about the things that are important to you. I'll answer, you'll get the details you want... we're communicating... everyone's happy...... we fall in love -- or don't -- whatever. Or you can keep reading. Totally up to you.

Well, you're still reading, so...... so much for tips! LOL

So what does he have to say for himself?

Ahh... the all important and ever-so-popular "about me" scam. I say scam because -- well, how honest can one be about himself when attempting to impress a mass of potential mates? You kinda sorta gotta expect a little fluff, no? Maybe I can try to keep it somewhat neutral. So what's my answer? Well... I am an outgoing, talkative, generally pretty fun guy... plenty of energy when I need it, and just plain happy to be alive. I am in fact trained in the arts of mental and physical stimulation. LOL -- ok, well maybe my training isn't exactly a "formal" education... ok -- perhaps it's all self-taught -- but at the end of the day, who's really complaining, right?! ;-P I have a pretty active mind, and I've got a wide and varied sense of humor. I like sarcastic, ditsy, dirty, lame, nerdy, goofy jokes. In other words... I like comedy and fun. So if you can't handle a little fun and sarcasm, we probably won't get along. Bottom line: don't take life too seriously. What's your sense of humor like... why not tell me a joke to break the ice?

Boy he sounds great so far. Who doesn't like to laugh?! I hope my mom likes him! So, what else?

Woah there... I'm not meeting your mom just yet. But, what else can I say? Well, I'm romantic and enjoy showing my affection. I'm creative as hell. My two main passions are music and Salsa dancing. Do you play an instrument? What about Salsa... ever thought about trying it, are you already a master, or is Bachata more your style? I like to sing, but I don't really know many lyrics, so I tend to just hum a lot and try to fake it, but hey... karaoke can save even the worst of us. And do you agree that baseball is the best sport?

Hmmm... he sounds pretty damn awesome so far (I told you so). So could I be his ideal match?

Well, the love of my life (or at least any dating prospect) absolutely has to have a sense of humor. I mean, if you don't like to laugh, whether it's with me, at me, or at yourself, you're just taking life way too serious! I also love to be challenged mentally, so intelligence is also a pretty big turn-on. Just be sincere and honest about what and who you're looking for.

And the looks? Those are the most important thing to a man anyways... right?

Well, I'm not gonna lie. Of course I can appreciate eye candy... but honestly, there are many ways to be cute and sexy. We all appreciate looks, but your personality will ultimately be more desirable.

Wow... I'm sold!

LOL -- thanks! You're already pretty sexy just for reading this whole thing!

All fun and kidding aside... at the end of the day, I'm pretty easy to please! Give it a shot... you've already come this far!

First Date
Everyone is different and my ideal date would be with someone fun, enjoying each other's company, getting to know each other, hopefully making a connection based on some fiery chemistry. If not, at least some laughs and maybe a new friend. Bottom line... my ideal date has nothing to do with what we do, but everything to do with who I'm doing it with.

Mail Settings
To send a message to ~Damian you MUST meet the following criteria:
Younger than 39
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
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Must not do drugs
Must not be married