Alrighty… Let’s give this a little more thought… My name is Jessica. I’m not your average girl. I was born and raised at the Jersey Shore. So, yes, I do curse a lot, and no, I’m not into meat-head guidos. I have 5 tattoos that all mean something special to me. I’m attending Boston University to receive a bachelors degree in computer science. My goal is to move up the ranks at Microsoft and do something great. So, yes, I’m pretty book smart. I’m also a huge dork. I’ve admittedly spent a disturbing amount of time playing World of Warcraft in my younger days. I am a HUGEEEEE tech nerd. You custom built your PC? That’s sexy. I have two small dogs, a Yorki-poo and a Puggle, whom I love with all my heart. And I will love them more than you, even if we get married. It’s important to me to make time for friends and family. I don’t want to be the girl that gets a boyfriend than vanishes from reality. I am super independent and will need space at times, accept it. I’m somewhat sarcastic and have very little tolerance for ignorant people. Unfortunately, I haven’t had the time or money to travel or obtain a hobby. I do, however, go out at night a lot. I don’t have a particular scene per say; I like nightclubs, dive bars, chill pubs, shows, anything that’s a good time. I do, however, cherish my lazy nights in sweat pants, some red wine, and a good scary movie. If you’re interested in knowing more, shoot me a message. I love a man who goes after what he wants.
What am I looking for in a guy? He’s got to be smart. Not necessarily book smart, but someone who cares enough about the important things in life to educate himself. I don’t want to talk about Donald Sterling making racist comments. I want to have an intelligent debate as to why Chris Christie should be president in 2016. I want someone who is health conscience, but loves a big, greasy burger all the same. I need someone who can live without going to the gym threes hours a day, six days a week. I want someone with a sick sense of humor, someone who can dish out a sarcastic remark without even thinking. He can’t be judgmental. He must be willing to accept the past as it is. He has to be passionate about something and driven to some kind of goal. Ideally, he’s taller than me even if I wear heels. He has a smile that makes me melt. Most importantly, I need someone who is willing to take it slow. I want to get married and have kids – someday. As of right now, I’m still young and have so much I want to accomplish in life. I don’t want to put my dreams to the side for anything.
...Oh yah, I am a HUGE Yankees fan. Deal with it.