Hello and thanks for viewing I hope the info here is enough to merit a message...
I'll never understand how so many can view a profile but so few can say hi or something...
I read profiles and most of them say the same types of things...wanting a real man and bla bla bla...let's face it this type of sh*tcan fool the dumbass males in Northeast ohio into thinking you're being serious but you're not...guys like me aren't stupid and we know the type of dude you are really looking for and let's be honest it's not a male that looks like me...that being said you can wish for your version of snuffalupagus to magically send you a message but I doubt it...you're on a free dating site so it's a total crap shoot if you get the great person you dream of or the douchebag that'll tell you what you want to hear...hope your dice are loaded because you'll usually end up meeting a loser with missing teeth or a bad disposition...congrats on being shallow and self absorbed...glad it helped you find happiness...or an STD...perhaps a broken heart?...remind me again why you've been on pof as long as I have?...exactly.
"How long...not long...cause what you reap is what you sow"
I totally forgot to talk about myself...
Where to begin...how about the fact I'm nothing like 92% of these males on here holding a fish or posing with some dead animal or wearing a hat off kilter in the bathroom wearing a wife beater or t shirt showing off a 6 pack...I have a pony keg what's gonna get you drunk more?
My pictures are recent and yes I am a red head and wear glasses...I've lost 15 lbs and a pant size but am I hot enough for someone to give a ****? Not yet but that doesn't change my personality which is awesome...
I make time to date someone and I give 100% and wish I could find someone to do the same...
I can cook better than anyone you can meet that's not named Gordon Ramsay
I have a cat and a son...if you don't like kids or household pets then I'm sure it's not going to work out
I have my own place, a job, and reliable transportation which from what I read in profiles is a big thing
I have something a lot of males on here don't which is intelligence and although my profile in the beginning sounds****sh you know deep down its true and the truth hurts
That's all for now...I hope it puts things into perspective for anyone reading this...you can date anybody, but if you want a somebody then you should probably consider someone like me or the other 8% out there looking to find someone too.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
something small to see if we can even coexist