I've narrowed it down to the stuff below.
It seems the only reason I'm still on here is some kind of misplaced romantic optimism.
People have said I'm really easy to get along with, funny, and down to earth.
I think I'm a pretty normal guy with a good job and a decent life.
I put 'looking for a relationship' because that's the idea, right? I'm not going to be rushing into anything though...
I'm not going to settle just to be with someone and neither should you.
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.
I hope you find someone who makes you feel like the sun was something they built for you in their tool shed.
I'd really appreciate it if you did better than 'Hi there'.
Please leave a message, I've gone fishing.