I am NOT the guy for you ... sure, I DO have every quality that you've always SAID that you want and need in a guy but, you've always turned away to chase that other guy that will treat you like a rug.
If you haven't watched the movie "HItch" then you will not understand a word from here on, it'll be like Tolkien Elven or something.
You've been single for how long now? Chances are you'll still be alone this time next year, something about "..doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results". YOU GO GURL!
Yup, I'm THAT guy. And if you read this, you might not want to be single anymore. So, STOP READYING NOW AND RUN!
I'm emotionally solid, not needy, have a nice truck, stays employed but, I only like to "Go Out" once a week.... maybe. There won't be sun up to sun down excitement due to my millionaire status, similar to what you've seen on TV [because that is SOOO real and you deserve it]. I'm not 15 years younger nor, do I look like any man/boy actor that you've fallen for from Twilight or Magic Mike [Sigh, "swoon", b/c that's going to happen too!]. In fact, I'm 50, and even though you are in your 40s, you would never ever be caught with someone who's 50 ... what would your friends say [and you're never going to turn 50 anyway, just like you never turned 40 or 30 and when you were 15 ... a 30 yr old was ancient ".. and, like , so lame." ]. That is just way to dull for you.
[I like complete sentences and spell check. If your profile has neither ..... move along.]
There will never be enough drama, arguing, cheating, partying, black eyes, drugs and crime because, I don't roll that way. Again ... WAY too boring for you. I mean .... Who wants to be in a relation with a person that you can rely on and talk to over coffee in the morning, someone that has your back and wants to be next to you .... pssst, that's SO old fashion? Ahhhg, granny pants stuff, Yuck!
I'm moderately well read, I've traveled over seas, educated, love to laugh and intelligent. I look forward to going on one day adventures like finding a new winery, or fudge and sweets shoppe, and going on a tour to taste samples. I have a lot of interests and hobbies that I pursue. BTW, these are all qualities that you want in your dog, not your easily controlled, "Oh, how I am so going to change him into the man he needs to be!" kind of guy.
Both of my kids are grown and living on their own. My daughter is married and just delivered a 3rd grandchild ... just for me .. ha. No pictures until I get to know you but, again, this stuff is WAY too domestic for a high rolling, rockstar, jet setter like you. Hit the "Go Back" button now.
I so love narcissistic, juvenile and self entitled women! So, if your profile has any of the following words: Princess, Vixen, Cute, Luscious, Juicy, Lady, or Sassy or, you only have one photo [because in to today's smart phone world you couldn't find the time to take more] PLEASE consider me.
I am a Christian [non-denomination] and looking for a partner who has a faith based life. I know .... even though you may have added something similar in your profile, if a guy like me has it too then something has to be wrong. TURN BACK NOW AND RUN!
Even though you look good now, I would expect that you are going to "take care" of yourself for the rest of your life, not for my benefit but for yours. IF I was the guy for you I'd think it was ok to just stop trying and let ourselves go, but I'm not.
I think looks are great and important yet, I'm seeking a woman that is going to be around way longer than the arm decoration phase/aspect of a relationship. Sure, I enjoy the cosmetic aspects but, the brass ring is the 2.5 lbs of gray matter and the personality that is attached. Will we like who we see across the breakfast table in a month, a year or, a decade? This is what matters to me.
SO RUN AWAY now!!!! After all, your system of choosing a date works so well for you ... don't change a thing!
Now if all of this has not deterred you from chasing me, I just want you to know something. You're entire life people have convinced you that you can have your pick of men. Just point and they are yours. Yeah, ... no. If we do coffee and I like you AND you like me that is the only way we'll have a second date. You see .... I get a vote too. So, no pressure .. best foot forward.
P.S. - If you've stayed this long you are one of three people. The first one did not get the irony, was offended and left, not you. 2. You are still offended and looking for more material to keep those fires of hate and blame burning bright [b/c your last relationship was totally his fault! It's never 50/50] not you? And, 3. You have enjoyed the read because you see these traits in so many others that you have considered just leaving society, as you know it, and getting a cabin in the mountains somewhere [you may even know what Misanthropic means w/o having to look it up]. I hope that you had a good laugh.
Coffee and conversation first.
"May your Irish Eyes keep smiling!"