Thanks for visiting my profile!!! Wow so much pressure. I've gotta sell myself in a little box. So here's what NOT to expect from my profile....
Me taking a picture of myself without a shirt via cell phone in front of a mirror making a duck face (this is not meant as a slight to ducks or people naturally born with duck faces...I understand they can't help it) bonus points if you can see a toilet in the background. Double bonus if they are out of toilet paper.
Me saying I could just as easily hang out at home as go to bars.
Me using weird slang that doesn't generally apply to my race.
Me putting up pictures of me with guys better looking than me or girls better looking than you...who needs the competition or the reminder that there are hotter people out there.
I will not post pictures of myself with fish I've caught or animals I've killed (I don't hunt). I have no desire to appeal to the cave woman in you searching for a hunter provider...isn't there an Olive Garden like a mile from your house?
What to expect?
I hope I make you laugh!
POF Profile fun facts....
fun fact #1: some girl's profile pictures consist solely of pictures of their butt.
fun fact #2: some girl's profiles have the warning :do not message unless you are over 9 inches. So I write two messages and ask if that counts. For some reason they don't write me back.
fun fact #3: some girls post pictures of themselves with their dad, which is sweet, but at first glance it just looks like your last boyfriend was 68 years old.
Wisdom I have learned. If women want guys to stop acting like self absorbed douches...stop f'ing self absorbed douches. We seem to get our sh*t together much quicker when that happens