Thanks for visiting my profile!!! Wow so much pressure. I've gotta sell myself in a little box.
I'm a man not a boy. I have a career, not a job.
I won't put silly pics of me on my profile without my shirt on in the bathroom. I think you can probably play a drinking game with bathroom selfies on here. Drink once if you can see a toilet paper roll, drink twice if they are out of TP.
I will not post pictures of myself with fish I've caught or animals I've killed (I don't hunt). I have no desire to appeal to the cave woman in you searching for a hunter provider...isn't there an Olive Garden like a mile from your house?
In the end I just want to make you laugh!
POF Profile fun facts....
fun fact #1: some girl's profile pictures consist solely of pictures of their butt.
fun fact #2: some girl's profiles have the warning :do not message unless you are over 9 inches. So I write two messages and ask if that counts. For some reason they don't write me back.
fun fact #3: some girls post pictures of themselves with their dad, which is sweet, but at first glance it just looks like your last boyfriend was 68 years old.
Wisdom I have learned. If women want guys to stop acting like self absorbed douches...stop f'ing self absorbed douches. We seem to get our sh*t together much quicker when that happens