mourmonp: Remember when limp bizkit was cool? Me neither
About
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Aurora, Colorado
Details
32 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Capricorn
Intent
mourmonp is looking for a relationship.
Education
Some college
Personality
Comic Nerd
Profession
Tongue twista/handyman/best I am at what I do







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Bald Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Other



About Patrick
Hi, my name is Patrick. I'm here for the same reason anyone else could be; dating, friends, love, a real relationship, all that. Right now school is in session and I'm taking this semester seriously. I'm an AMMO troop medically retired, so, school is my job now and I plan to get my MFA(masters of fine arts?), Lord knows mechanics aren't my strong point.

Ask me anything, even for new pictures, i just lazily threw those up there. The beard is real, you can tell by the way it bounces when i run. --look at that funny, this guy has a sense of humor and two thumbs. I also developed your favorite food...Spider-Man type fighter I am.

Really never thought it would be so hard to start the first conversation. Heck, I'd answer a woman who asked first, at least I would know she'd want to talk to me. It feels like a numbers game, except I can barely start a convo. What the hell do you say for an opener? The get to know you portion should be in person, if it works out we can make up a great backstory later on filled with action, adventure, comedy, romance, and all that Nicholas Sparks Twilight nonsense...I'm sarcastic but, have a positive outlook. Give a ninja a shot, it might be more than worth it. Alright, now that sounds desperate...yeah, that's the ticket. Right?

I really have faith in the new Ghostbusters.
I think my new activity is going on art walks. That was amazing the other night.


I see this on profiles all the time...I guess I have to add it on mine. NO STUPID tricks trying to run scams. I don't have time to be for fake ass hookers, you got called out on your scam. Just ****ing admit it, be real and truthful. I'm kind not weak, and I know your damn scams.

Really, where the **** are the women at looking for somebody honest and too legit to quit like Hammer?

Thought she was a wild Irish rose/ nope.
She was one of those wild Irish hoes/ sparkin' wild firish flows that are crazier than Bone's/ I'mma light up like cheech with my bong/ when I'm done with my smoke my eyes look like chong's/ I like to get higher than a choir of angels or a court supreme/ here lookin' for love and lovin', buzzin' for somethin', knowing being alone ain't gonna turn my trailer to a home/ so, I guess I'm just a trailer park booooy, sort of slumerican made, I'm a fun arrogant slave to my lord, my comics, and I ain't even gonna change for nothin short of true lovin'/

First Date
Why plan it out? Going off of the cuff is so much more fun...or we can plan it. Coffee and caramels? Mcdonalds and a french fry frenzy?


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