Killpeazy: Smoother than steel wool. Now accepting applicant
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Aurora, Colorado
32 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Capricorn
Killpeazy is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Comic Nerd
Tongue twista/handyman/best I am at what I do

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Bald Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Other

About Patrick
Ask me anything, even for new pictures, i just lazily threw those up there. The beard is real, you can tell by the way it bounces when i run.

Thought she was a wild Irish rose/ nope.
She was one of those wild Irish hoes/ sparkin' wild firish flows

Favorite authors: Neil Gaiman, Kathy Reichs, Brian Bendis, Dan Slott, Paul Jenkins...

TV shows: The League, Daredevil, The Strain, ALF, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Rick and Morty, most animated shows...

Music: BTNH, Tech N9ne, Bush, Snow (Informer, Lady with the Red Dress on), Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, Yelawolf, Rittz, Johnny Cash, Caine, AC/DC, America...

I don't like football, but I like the free shots when the Broncos score. Coffee gives me panic attacks. I'm a veteran, just enjoying life and family and friends. Ummm...I think my stories and characters would make for a sweet weird children's book or comic. That's a lot of "I's," what about "you's"?

First Date
Coffee and caramels? Mcdonalds and a french fry frenzy?

Mail Settings
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Age between 18 and 38.