I'm a selfish prick, good looking, muscular, toned body, young enough to do it and old enough to do it right. I don't smoke, I'm lots of fun and I don't have time for petty drama and emotional hysterics. Also I'm intelligent well educated, i don't care what everyone else thinks of me, I do what i want, you probably figured that out already.
What I'm looking for: if i had to write a newspaper personal it would read something like this:
Handsome, cultured, intellectual, seeks beautiful woman in long term committed relationship for purposes of making boyfriend/husband insanely jealous, for purposes of securing diamonds, Jaguars, new home in prestige area, sexual training included free of charge.