I am a 36 year old single Latina female with brown hair and hazel eyes, size 10. I am seeking someone who shares good chemistry, that I can grow to care about. For fun on my own, I love to garden, kickbox, and learn new things, right now, it's Eskrima, super fun! For fun with others, I'm pretty laid back, open to suggestions, and can have fun doing just about anything. Except slaughtering livestock. If you live on a farm, I'd rather skip that part of the date. Internet dating. Wow. To tell you a bit about myself, I am loyal, honest, and I don't react well to being disrespected. I love to laugh and try to find the humor in most situations. I like to keep a positive outlook on things, and get along well with most pets and kids. I tend to be a bit of a goof so if you don't have a sense of humor I'll probably wind up getting on your nerves. I have a degree in Literature, a car of my own, and I DON'T live with my mom. I am seeking someone ages 28-40, moderately active, with a positive outlook on life. I prefer men that can cook, since I don't like it when the only options are I cook or we go out. I'm very 420 friendly, which is not a requirement on your part, as long as you aren't being a buzzkill. A car is not required, BUT, is definitely preferred. I've noticed that it's sort of important to make things really clear while placing an ad to avoid misunderstandings. At the risk of sounding overbearing or demanding; the following is a list of things I'm NOT interested in:
No married men or men in LTRs, single men only.
No full time couch potatoes. Moderately active means you take care of your body. You don't have to be a jock but if you have to peel your ass off the couch every day and get winded while doing it, I'm not interested.
No guys with anti social disorders or depression. I'm sorry I just don't have the patience to deal with it, and it's a real drag to be around. Healthy and positive mental outlooks only.
No jealous, angry, or insecure stalker types. I don't have the patience to deal with that either.
No virgins, experience preferred. I love sex and am told I am good at it, I'd like it if you were the same.
No deadbeat dads. I don't mind if you have kids, as long as you are doing your part to raise and care for them.
No unemployeds or welfare recipients, that includes UIB. You don't have to do anything flashy, but you should be able to cover your own bills and still be able to chip in your fair share for entertainment. No full time students who "can't" work because of school, I did it, you can too.
Don't contact me if you're living with your parents, or if you're bumming it on the street,or living in a tent in the woods, or crashing on your friend's pad's floor. I can't respect that. Independent men only.
No sending c*ck shots, it doesn't do a thing for me but creep me out. Clothed pics only. A pic from you gets one from me if we get to the trading emails point.
For those of you that get all indignant or angry that I am making a list of "do not wants", don't hate, I'm not asking for anything I don't do myself. I'm a good natured caring person, and I've work hard to build a good and productive life for myself. At our age range you should have done the same. Please don't message me to tell me what a demanding, stuck up b*tch I am; I know, already. I've found that if you don't ask for what you want, you'll only get what you don't want. If you think you'd be interested in getting to know me drop me a line and tell me a bit about yourself, and I really AM interested in getting to know who you are and how you think. So if you just message "hello" or "hi" and nothing else, I most likely won't be intrigued enough to respond.