Hello. Welcome to my profile.
Please select from the following options:
If you would like to get to know me better:
If you think I'm sexy as ****:
For both options:
say "lets get naked and eat pizza"
For all other inquiries please input your message in all caps and be brutally incomprehensible.
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Lobsters are immortal.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'll take you for a ride in my spaceship.