Test: If you read this and you don't find any of it funny, I wish you well in finding the one for you. If you find yourself laughing, write me back. You get me and that's a pretty good warning...I mean sign.
I wrote each part of this piece by piece. It started with a few sentences and grew into the endless ramble you see below.
This site is evil! On every page, there a bunch of pictures at the top with more beautiful ladies. I want to go out with all of you. But, I can only go out with one person at a time. I couldn't handle juggling two or more. So, I'm going to let you guys decide. Fight amongst yourselves and when you choose a winner, let me know. I'll take you out for a corndog... Lamest line ever and it was fun to say!
I hate how they ask you a multiple choice question on here and none of the choices apply to you. But then again, when they ask me a question and let me write whatever I want, it takes me an hour because I'm thinking of something witty or unexpected, or no, I want something intelligent that defines me as a person. Ok, I really don't know what the best way is for me to come across. For all I know, the perfect lady for me has seen my profile and past on it because I didn't go for witty and unexpected.
I just realized how out of date my profile was. So, I have to put a whole bunch of new stuff in here. I am the author of A River in the Ocean. It was just released this year. I write screenplays too. But mainly, I spend my days writing. Because, that's what writers do. So...
I am the proud father of a wonderful daughter. She is the light of my life. If that's a deal breaker, great! It makes it easier for both of us.
I have lived in Clearwater now for only a little while, since March of 2011. I lived in Tampa for a few years and before that, Maryland. I'm pretty much set on staying in Clearwater. The latest moves were pretty rational. I moved from Maryland to Florida, thought Tampa was where it was. But, I soon learned I wanted to be in Clearwater. So, I waited until the lease was up on the old place. That's it. I'm not a roamer, and I love it here! So, I'm staying!
Anyway if you'd like to talk, I look forward to hearing from you...
First dates are for talking and making that first impression. But, they are also that first chance to absolutely blow someone's mind. Although, a dinner and a walk might be more goal oriented. I don't believe in limiting myself to anything and I think you can get to know just as much about a person through their interests as you can through just what they have to say.