ok hear it goes....I AM A FUNNY FU***KER!!!! i am fun to hang around with. If ur not a chubby chaser when u start reading this u will be after. Im comfey in my own skin and i think im hot and thats all that matters. I love the badddddd boys, I wanna good guy in my heArt, but my evil mind makes me pick badddd boys. Now guys here is where most of u get confused. I dont want BAD as in dont pay ur bills dead beat dad, dirty lazy , drinking obnoxious F**K, that beats women up (unles its in da bedroom! get to that later LOL) I mean bad as in dont take no sh*tfam bam is number one, rides a harley (rice rocket ok if u have da look) lol is down for there sh*t solid a** man that dont need anything from anyone. I dont care about material stuff its nice but not required (niether is hair) I like to fish camp four wheel, dance , sing , get drunk (rare occasions it just sounds hot)fall down throw up, kiss, hug, wrestle, cook , cuss, have my dudes back and they have mine, and when the day comes to an end no matter what happens i like to go to bed friends......I know ur thinkin wow to wild for me nawww I love to kiss in da rain, cuddle in bad weather, love walks on da beach( well anything on a beach is wow) snow angeles, campfires, baths, and pretty much all the other mushy stuff. I can fix my own car, i dont need "My MAN " to fix things around the house, I'm book smart can have great conversations, I also have a stinging tongue, some call me brutally honest, but u never have to guess how i am feelin about u or anything else anytime anywhere. If u are confused still hit me up I will clear it all up for u. OH yea I LOVE TATTOOS and i have have lots. P.S. I hate punctuation and spell checks MUAHHHHH!!!!!p.s. i put that pic on my profile to show my tats not my tits...pervs lol
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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I wanna text for a min and if u intrigue Me we can talk on the phone. I do not wanna fullfill any 20 something Yr olds fantasies so don't bother...I don't want****pics because frankly its not the size its the skill...no I don't wanna hook up just for sex don't ask! And I don't wanna hear how great u are at eating **** cause it don't interest me..I'm more interested in ur personality and sincerity ....if we get past this then we can discuss a first date!!! Oh and I'm a busy person if u do get my number and u text ..if I dont answer right away and it pisses u off then don't bother either I hv responsibilities ur not one of them at this point!!!