I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name, a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So why not start with the bad stuff - I am impulsive and restless at time, I can't kill a fly, I cuss too often, and stay up way to late way to often. I have little patience for flakes and fake people.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I don't think it matters what we do on first date, and I am a big fan of simplicity, so a coffee and walk would be just fine.