I keep it 100 and speak fluent sarcasm.
Visiting the Phoenix/Tempe area for the weekend, looking to meet fun people. Athletic, adventure enthusiast seeking quick witted companion for banter. Spontaneity preferred, tan lines optional. I'll try almost anything twice. There are few things better in life than nostalgic music on vinyl. Come on in...the conversation's fine.
Sometimes, the less you plan, the better a date is. But WHEN THE VIBE IS RIGHT, THE LOCATION IS SIMPLY LOGISTICS.