Because the grass tickles their balls!
I know what I like. I'm not interested in most people, but perhaps that's what makes those few unique individuals that I do connect with all the more special. I'm looking for men to connect with on a mental and sexual level. That being said, I'm not looking for a hook up so please be respectful.
I am very spontaneous and I love the outdoors, astrology, animals,great food and traveling.When I'm not working you are most likely to find me reading, watching tv,with friends,outside hiking or down by the water.
Music: Tool, Queen, Hopsin, Puscifer, The Glitch Mob, Bassnectar, Incubus,Radiohead, The Dirty Heads, Tech N9nE, and Lots of classic rock! Just to give you an idea of my wide range of music tastes.
Movies: Favorite is American Beauty. American Pyscho, The Butterfly Effect, all the Harry Potter movies, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Inception, Blow, Election, Closer. Tv shows would be Dexter, Californication, House, Six Feet Under, and Breaking Bad
As for what I'm looking for, here's some key points:
- Classy, and Respectful
- Between the ages of 26-35
- Someone with a witty/sarcastic sense of humor, not easily offended.
- Open minded
- Someone who cleans up after themselves
- Able to express both bad and good emotions in a constructive way
"I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."