ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS:
THE FOLLOWING NEED NOT APPLY
1) AFRICAN AMERICANS AND AFRICAN DESCENT
3) Men who are shorter than 5'9
4) Men who are not well endowed ( I want at least 8 inches) ***I make no exceptions***
5) If your income is less than 55K a year. I like a man with some means and who isn't living in his car on Venice blvd.
NEWSFLASH: I smoke copious amounts of marijuana, so if you can't hang and can't provide, then don't even bother. If you can't partake in my favorite activity then I'm NOT INTERESTED!