First some (ir)relevant things about me and my thoughts...
-I have healthy teeth and strong bones.
-I smell good according to all my nieces.
-I have a full head of luxurious hair which is just a bit "distinguished". NOTE: I would love to buy a Flowbee to cut my own hair. The advertisement even says "the results are a refreshing vacuum haircut."
-I have surprisingly soft skin on the instep of my feet. I also have a high instep which can make shoe selection difficult.
-I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.
-I thought I had formed a chemical addiction to Visine, but the eye Dr. said I have "Severe Dry Eyes". I thought that that was just an advertising gimmick.
-Apparently I look like Tim Daly. Seems okay
-I give my dog more than the recommended serving size of dog food. I also leave the radio tuned to NPR for him during the day because I think it relaxes him.
-I usually select wine based on price. I figure more expensive is better.
-I like to use all the nozzles and attachments that come with the vacuum cleaner.
-While we're on the vacuum cleaner thing - sometimes I vacuum my dog. I think he likes it.
-I think it's funny when people talk about Uranus. I also just found out that Uranus is tilted which I think is funny too.
-I eat foods beyond their expiration date.
-I taught my soccer team how to make that "fart" sound by cupping their hand under their armpit (I love my little soccer team).
-I do actually think about certain people when I am punching the rubber dummy in my kick-boxing class. But I only think about the people who really deserve it.
-I clean and take a shower simultaneously (Perhaps I could have waited before springing that image on you).
-Actually I'm pretty good at cleaning (see above).
-I "borrow" magazines from Doctor's Office waiting rooms with no intention of returning them. Just snagged one yesterday :) Oh yeah, I also have to lie down when I'm getting a shot or having blood taken. Otherwise I get queezy and black out.
-I help coordinate my daughter's outfits, tweeze her eyebrows, help with nail polish selection, and I know the difference between "Leggings" and "Jeggings".
-My taste in music is now officially suspect... I just downloaded Ke$ha. But how could you not like a song named "Party at a Rich Dude's House"?
-Deep down I am a romantic softy.
-I think I am a caring, loving, and kind person.
-Not having more kids has been one of the biggest disappointments in my life. I would be happy to meet someone with kid(s).
-My daughter is my NUMBER 1 priority in my life, as she should be. I would have written that first, but didn't want to start so heavy.
As for who I am looking for...
It's hard for me to describe what my "type" would be because I think there are so many things that we all look for in a partner. I suppose: smart, cute, sweet, kind, warm, affectionate. (sung to the tune of "my favorite things").
I'd like it if you try to stay fit (or if you are fit), are somewhat athletic, and around my age or a bit younger.
PS - Please don't take it personally if I don't respond to your note. There are plenty of fish in the sea and we all have our desires, wants, and needs.
Please post your pics or send one with your note. I don't feel comfortable asking you to send pics.
Oh, and if you are lying about your age, don't bother writing to me. Lying is just not a good way to start things.
I would be happy to meet for coffee at a coffee bar as long as they have good snacks. Or at a bar/restaurant for a drink. And some appetizers perhaps. I like going to the "Rock-n-Bowl" so if you want to do that and promise not to injure me then it's a go. But be warned - I take no prisoners. I will crush you!
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