First some (ir)relevant things about me and my thoughts...
-I have healthy teeth and strong bones.
-I smell good according to all my nieces.
-I have a full head of luxurious hair which is just a bit "distinguished". NOTE: I would love to buy a Flowbee to cut my own hair. The advertisement even says "the results are a refreshing vacuum haircut."
-I have surprisingly soft skin on the instep of my feet. I also have a high instep which can make shoe selection difficult.
-I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.
-I thought I had formed a chemical addiction to Visine, but the eye Dr. said I have "Severe Dry Eyes". I thought that that was just an advertising gimmick.
-Apparently I look like Tim Daly. Seems okay
-I give my dog more than the recommended serving size of dog food. I also leave the radio tuned to NPR for him during the day because I think it relaxes him.
-I usually select wine based on price. I figure more expensive is better.
-I like to use all the nozzles and attachments that come with the vacuum cleaner.
-While we're on the vacuum cleaner thing - I try to vacuum my dog but he's too nervous.
-I think it's funny when people talk about Uranus. I also just found out that Uranus is tilted AND it has rings around it which I think is funny too.
-I eat foods beyond their expiration date.
-I taught my soccer team how to make that "fart" sound by cupping their hand under their armpit (I loved my little soccer team).
-I do actually think about certain people when I am punching the rubber dummy in my kick-boxing class. But I only think about the people who really deserve it.
-I clean and take a shower simultaneously (Perhaps I could have waited before springing that image on you).
-Actually I'm pretty good at cleaning (see above).
-I "borrow" magazines from Doctor's Office waiting rooms with no intention of returning them. Just snagged one yesterday :) Oh yeah, I also have to lie down when I'm getting a shot or having blood taken. Otherwise I get queezy and black out.
-I help coordinate my daughter's outfits, tweeze her eyebrows, help with nail polish selection, and I know the difference between "Leggings" and "Jeggings". Oh, and just learned what a "Skort" is.
-My taste in music is now officially suspect... I just downloaded Kesha, Nickelback, and some other bad music.
-Deep down I am a romantic softy.
-I think I am a caring, loving, and kind person.
-Not having more kids has been one of the biggest disappointments in my life. I would be happy to meet someone with kid(s).
-My daughter is my NUMBER 1 priority in my life, as she should be. I would have written that first, but didn't want to start so heavy.
As for who I am looking for...
It's hard for me to describe what my "type" would be because I think there are so many things that we all look for in a partner. I suppose: smart, cute, sweet, kind, warm, affectionate. (sung to the tune of "my favorite things").
I'd like it if you try to stay fit (or if you are fit), are somewhat athletic, and around my age or a bit younger.
PS - Please don't take it personally if I don't respond to your note. There are plenty of fish in the sea and we all have our desires, wants, and needs.
Please post your pics. I don't feel comfortable asking you to send pics.
Oh, and if you are lying about your age or other things on your profile - don't bother writing to me. Lying just isn't a good way to start.
I would be happy to meet for coffee at a coffee bar as long as they have good snacks. Or at a bar/restaurant for a drink. And some appetizers perhaps. I like going to the "Rock-n-Bowl" so if you want to do that and promise not to injure me then it's a go. But be warned - I take no prisoners. I will crush you!