Would I even want to meet someone that was able to rattle something like this off the top of their head? Probably not. I try to avoid people that spend their time writing acceptance speeches for imaginary awards. Unless they really, really deserve them.
I make an effort to be positive, but by nature I'm cynical and sarcastic. I make fun of the guy with the comb-over and I will mock you ceaselessly if you forget a word like refrigerator and refer to it as "you know, the thing". I'm tidy to the point of OCD but I won't make you use a coaster. And while I can't really cook I have plates and flatware and even though you may end up with take-out I'll never make you eat out of styrofoam with a spork.
Lately I find myself listening to a lot of The Black Keys, Sly and the Family Stone, Mr Ms and DJ Krush. I dunno, I sort of bounce around with it. I really only watch a few things on tv, Game Of Thrones, Mad Men and Hannibal but I almost have a movie playing in the background instead of music. I will play xbox on occasion, but I don't make my date watch me play until midnight. All the talking is too distracting;)
The odds of me taking you dancing are pretty slim, but I will buy you ice cream and hold hands while we stroll around eating it. And you can have a taste of mine, but more than a few licks and I'll tell you to order my flavor for yourself next time.
I prefer meeting casually somewhere kind of quiet so we can get to know each other better. Maybe it's just me but I'd rather not be with someone I find out I don't really click with and be stuck in a movie I wasn't really interested in the first place. Btw, If there's a 50% chance you're going to flake before we even meet, go ahead and just scroll down to the next profile ;)