I.... Am a man of ambition, intelligence, nobility and honor. A man with a plan. A plan to rule the world with my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. If you know this reference...you may be wifey material.........and a nerd.
On my free time, I wander the meadows while little-people drum rythmic tempos to the beat of my essence. Commanding the bushels of nature that both supply me with oxygen and provide coverings for my fruitbearing loins. Shield in left hand, ps3 controller in right, I fight the battles to keep all women, men and children free of Resident Evil. If you are the kind to stand by your man through these epic battles, and dont mind adventures, exploring, card/board games, hiking, and a little ps3 ( yes I'm grown but I enjoy these at the right time) you may be wifey material.....and a geek.
Strong! I hunt in the cold of the night! Gathering crops, berries and the finest delicacies, to feed an army. A culinaryrary artist with a taste for divinity. If you like eating and as good in the kitchen as,with and or better than me, you may be choice to enjoy the spoils of labor on aisle 3 where the bread rises and the muffins fluff....wifey material.
Speaking of the fruit of my loins.... My instrument is sacred unlike the dogs that scrimage hungrily mounting anything with motion. Skilled with patience, unselfishness, passion, knowledge and education from the finest teachings of the sacred kama sutra, I shall exercise and populate my kingdom gracefully and with love. But it is written that only one shall receive possession of the key to the multiple treasures of pleasure forth'coming. If you welcome this offering with humbleness and class, you are wifey material....and possibly a lady in the streets and a....( if you can finish this sentence, mmmhmm).
As I said..I will rule the world with sword on one side and my queen on the other. Maybe not the whole world but my household will have to do for now. Many will pass, not understand, and label me after this odd profile in which I decided to draft up knowing nunya reads this. Those that do, be entertained...and if your humor is as light or brighter than mine, lets rule together. My little-people drummers and flower petal throwers await you. Out!!
Lighten up. Life is beautiful. Have fun, smile, feel young and laugh on along with me. Id like to hear from you.
Lets have a drink, hit up an artwalk, museum or something similar to check out the chemistry
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