I'm looking for a witty, energetic, passionate woman with a smile that lights up the room, eyes that convey more than words ever could, and a great (snarky, sharp, sarcastic, quirky) sense of humor. I can laugh at myself, you should be able to as well. Happiest when in a relationship.
You should enjoy spending Saturdays out and about...wandering through side streets, museums in search of adventures...eating our meal at the bar ("bring us 4 appetizers and another round please"), lots of laughs and fun conversation. Sunday mornings are for sharing the newspaper, coffee and the pastries we bought last night. The afternoon for spooning under a big blanket on the couch and watching movies. Maybe a "no holds barred" game of strip scrabble or a couple hours of mountain biking if we get a sudden burst of energy.
In my free time I also like to go to the mall and place bumper stickers that read "Ask me why I'm such a **** " on cars driven by able bodied people who have borrowed their mothers handicapped placard in order to park closer to the mall. Im also thinking of branching out and addressing the people that are too lazy to push their shopping carts over to the cart-pen. I may have to franchise this one. Let me know if you want in on the ground floor.
Oh yeah...despite the fact that I don't look or act like it...I'm 50, not 34...I can't update my profile accordingly...grrr.
Happy fishing one and all!