I'm mischievous at heart and exercise that spirit fully. I love to laugh, at myself or others, everything is fair game. I’ve been told to keep it short, guys are dumb/lazy and don’t want to read. So, for the short attention span… Pictures are all current this last year or even this month. I’m athletic with some well proportioned padding. I snowboard every weekend (I teach). I also Kayak (I own two if you want to come along). During the summer I camp a fair amount (love my hammock for that) and hike with various groups around the sound. I drive a 2008 WRX (Subaru) and ride a 2011 Nightster (Harley). I work hard to pay for my toys and have the fun that I want to have. I also have two big, sometimes smelly dogs a cat and a nearly 16yo generally smelly boy. I’m told I’m hilarious, snarky, fun and “crazy in all the right ways”. Whatever that means.
Looking for: someone to do things with, who actually currently does things. Aside from the above activities I also like supporting the local music scene, playing pool and being sociable with friends. Humor is a huge plus, a want for adventure and exploration are a must and looks never hurt anyone. Please also be able to transport yourself around and be financially capable enough to support your activity/toy habit. Please note, if your opening line includes anything in the nature of “nice rack, got pictures?” I’m going to assume you’re 12. I don’t participate in supplying kids with spank bank material. Find a typical blonde, I’m atypical.
Things I want to do more – SCUBA, I’m certified but haven’t been in a couple years because it’s not a very good solo gig. Camp, hike and explore… travel in general. Anything on my motorcycle. I’m also looking to pick up a good bicycle and ride the STP this next year.
If you’ve made it this far you must not fall into the lazy group, good for you! :) When you get right down to it I’m a responsible, adventurous, no drama girl. I will not fight with your ex, I will not tell you not to talk to your friends, male or female. I will communicate with you if something is bothering me. I’m pretty laid back on that front though so chances are, unless you’re a total douche, we won’t run into anything. I am the girl who will present well for your friends and family, I am literate, well spoken, polite and helpful, I'm also belligerent outspoken and opinionated. I know how to use tact. I can cook, clean, and work on cars/trucks and bikes (atypical, remember?). I’m also a terribly naughty, outside the box tomboy who will do about anything, anywhere, anytime with the man I’m with. I believe in fun things like lingerie, road head, things against trees and pulling the kayaks up to that big rock in the middle of the river. No, I am not looking to fill that description with just anyone. I’d actually like to find a relationship that is worth investing in and a man worth standing behind and supporting in everything he does. I’m kind of old fashioned that way. I’m also pretty independent. I will want you but I won’t need you. If you are someone who has to be needed to feel okay in a relationship, I’m not the girl for you. If you are okay with being wanted, loved, adored, cared for and supported, I can do all of that, very well. I will always be able to take care of myself though; it’s just the way I’m put together.
First date? "Date" is an antiquated term that doesn't apply for the first meeting here. First meeting? Dog walk? Game of pool? Something that allows movement, talk, distraction... whatever. Darts are always fun, maybe bowling? OH! Or a rousing game of Put-put! I can guarantee comedic relief there! :)
An actual date though? Anything. Literally. Take the kayaks out, go for a walk, hike, dinner and moves, sing some karaoke... whatever.
What I will not do is exchange 5 lines of communication on POF then come to your house to watch movies. If a girl does, make sure to check your things when she leaves, have condoms ready, and use them, cause you don't want what she has.
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