ok, so you've seen my pictures and said to yourself, "Well sure, this guy is good looking, but what else does he have to offer?" "Is he funny?" I am, in fact, funny. "Prove it." you say....ok, here goes..Why don't they let blind people sky dive? it scares the crap out of the dogs...There you have it. Proof that I'm funny. "Does he have any money?" you ask..I'll have you know I shop at Whole Foods. "Is he a good listener?" i have a Masters in Clinical Psychology and worked as a therapist for a bit, so yes, I'm a good listener. Though I may suggest you take a long look at some SSRI meds if necessary. I hope that I have proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that I would be a good candidate to sit at Starbucks with for 15 minutes to see if there could be any chance of a connection.
PLEASE have a sense of humor!!
Who I'm looking for:
After reading a lot of profiles Ive come to the conclusion that my "wants" are too general. I really didn't care about age, race, religion, occupation, etc. You ladies have set me straight. You know exactly what you're looking for and you list it.....and list it....and list it....let's just say I'm impressed by your imagination, though, sometimes I think your just describing guys you saw in the last Jennifer Anniston movie. Anyway, I'm open with regard to race, religion (probably not Scientologists, sorry) and ethnic back ground. I tend to be attracted to women with a darker hair color but will not rule you out based on that...you're welcome. Employment...hmmm...you should have a job...or be a student...oops, there I go agin being a general...you should have a good job that pays well. If you're a student you should be living off a large trust. And you should be very generous. I saw that in a lot of the profiles I read so I'm stealing it. I guess that means you should be happy to give me stuff....hmm...what else..tattoos are good...piercings are ok...the ring in the ear that makes your earlobe big and floppy is a deal breaker though. Finally, I love accents. British, French, Italian...lmusic to my ears...Boston, however, makes my ears bleed so try not to have that one.
In the interest of "Rigorous Honesty" I must admit to being 49. I shaved a few years because just about every woman i met did their own shaving. i apologize profusely for this and would change it but POF won't let me. I feel cleansed now...