Hi, my name is Chris and I am possessive, lazy, and only..... No, keep reading. (You've gotta have some humor on these sites).
I look just as good in jeans as in my little black dress...um.... A self-summary seems pointless since people will always portray themselves in the best possible light anyway. It would seem that 100% of people on this site have no emotional flaws - I have plenty. Thousands, in fact. Maybe TENS of thousands, if that is even possible.
Just once I'd like someone to write, "I'm a f**kin' train wreck. I yearn for someone who will pay all my bills and flip me over every few hours so I can avoid bed sores."
Attracted to me yet?
You can expect if "all goes well" on our first coffee date (let's face it, no one on these sites want to commit to a full dinner at first) that I won't wait a week to call you to go out again. I don't play by the "rules" I just follow my instinct. Expect a fun, unconventional, relaxed next date! Dave & Busters, movie night, bowling, helicopter ride around NY (just kidding)... If things progress into a relationship I will tell you now, I am faithful and give it my all. So with that said... I'm looking forward to talking to you.
For a fist date I like doing something casual, maybe going to dinner or getting some drinks and get to know each other. The best is Dave and Busters! Its a lot of fun and is a great way to be relaxed and get to know someone! I like doing goofy things that are fun and somewhat unconventional!
Final Note: I am a true gentleman (rare these days). So if we go out, rest assured that on our first date I will cover 60% of any and all expenses. And not a penny more, damn it - I will not be trifled with!