Very charming and I am good at getting into trouble and good at talking my way out.
Below is the description I had before It didn't work and I don't like it, but I didn't delete it in case someone likes it, but I like the two sentence one.
My name is Chris and I am basically just looking for someone to take care of me, be my best friend. Also like some sarcasm.
A self-summary seems pointless since people will always portray themselves in the best possible light anyway. It would seem that 100% of people have no emotional flaws - I have plenty. Thousands, in fact, maybe TENS of thousands, if that is even possible.
Just once I'd like someone to write, "I'm a f**kin' train wreck. I am a Great Guy though!
That sentence is actually 100% true. lol
Can't forget really good looking!
I don't know. Figure it out after talking.
Final Note: I am a true gentleman (rare these days). So if we go out, rest assured that on our first date I will cover 60% of any and all expenses. And not a penny more, damn it - I will not be trifled with!