I am a pretty awesome guy, and a gentleman. We will go out and I will treat you like a princess, I may not do all the moves right but I will do my best I a know you will have a great time!
Below is the description I had before It didn't work and I don't like it, but I didn't delete it in case someone likes it, but I like the two sentence one.
My name is Chris and I am basically just looking for someone to take care of me, be my best friend. Also like some sarcasm.
A self-summary seems pointless since people will always portray themselves in the best possible light anyway. It would seem that 100% of people have no emotional flaws - I have plenty. Thousands, in fact, maybe TENS of thousands, if that is even possible.
Just once I'd like someone to write, "I'm a f**kin' train wreck. I am a Great Guy though!
That sentence is actually 100% true. lol
You can expect if "all goes well" on our first relaxed date that I won't wait a week to call you to go out again. I don't play by the "rules" I just follow my instinct. Expect a fun, unconventional, relaxed next date, or possibly conventional exciting date. If things progress into a relationship I will tell you, I am faithful and give it my all and I've heard damn charming. So with that said... I'm looking forward to talking to you.
Can't forget really good looking!
For a fist date I like doing something casual, maybe going to dinner or getting some drinks and get to know each other. Really I know exactly where a perfect date would be, Awesome restaurant with great food and Amazing dessert! I like doing goofy things that are fun and somewhat unconventional!
Final Note: I am a true gentleman (rare these days). So if we go out, rest assured that on our first date I will cover 60% of any and all expenses. And not a penny more, damn it - I will not be trifled with!