I am new to the area. I just got a place in Charlottesville and don't really know the area very well. I would love to meet someone who knows the area and can show me around.
Ok so a little bit about myself, I am a creative, confident, independent and intelligent person, I have a great sense of humor. I love the outdoors there are just so many things to do from water sports to snow sports I love them all and wish I had two houses one at a great mountain for skiing, the other at a great beach! I also enjoy just staying in every now and again watching a good movie or just relaxing. I love traveling but don't get to do it as much as I would like, I love life just wish there was more free time to enjoy all the little things.
As for dating I am open to it, you never know who you might meet. If you want to know anything else just ask. Anyways message me if you like.
1. I can jump a little higher than the average man.
2. I am able to confuse even the smartest dog.
3. I have a wealth of useless knowledge (example: Drosophila melanogaster is the Latin name for a fruit fly)
4. I understand almost every joke in the show "The Big Bang Theory" minus star wars and such jokes as that.
5. I am older than anyone born in 1983 or after
6. I am told by my friends, I am the smartest dumb person they know... My response is I calculate the risks before do the dumb sport or before I jump off the high thing... sadly math was never my strong point.
7. I offend wonder what kind of music will be played from retirement homes when I am 90... there's grand dad listing to his gangster rap again... kinda scary.
If you are really bored here are some fun quotes.
"people can come up with statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that."
"Confidence is the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you"
"If there are no stupid questions, then there must be a lot of inquisitive idiots"
"I used to be good at sports - Then I found out you can buy trophies - Now I am good at everything"
She's like an anti-depressant or something...
"Fight Crime -- shoot back!"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation; It is all good until you realize you screwed yourself"
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' " -Homer
"If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. "-Homer
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? " -Homer
"If something goes wrong at work, blame the guy who can't speak English. "
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! " -Homer
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon, Ham, Sausage, Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
"My brain and my c__k play chess a lot, the funny thing is my brain thinks he wins." Friend of mine
"No ones a virgin, life screws us all" can't remember
"taste kind of like that thing... you know" you know who you are
Depends on the person, but probably do something where I can get to know you at first, then if things go well and I like you, more creative adventurous dates to follow.
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