These things are such a pain in the ass lol
Lets be honest and cut to the chase, why not just list what you DON'T want... YES, it's nice to hear all about how great and wonderful the person is and how romantic they are and what the PERFECT date with them would be like and see how much smoke they can blow up your ass while tooting their own horn lol. At least then people wouldn't waste their time...
For example, I will not tolerate any drugs other than the occasional 420. If you drink more often than with dinner sometimes or while out with friends and are downing a 6+ pack a night, you might as well not bother. I'm far from being materialistic but there has to be SOME form of income, and no, subsidizing your county aid with your pot farm in your garage does not count as far as I'm concerned lol... Oh, and some form of running transportation with 4 wheels is preferable.. lol
Ok, now to the stereotypical crap that everyone else has.... lol
I'm very down to earth and easy going. I prefer jeans & a t-shirt to a dress & heels (doesn't mean I don't have at least 1) lol. I would much rather go camping in the mountains (in a tent even!) than order room service.... I'm honest, very out spoken and have sarcastic tendencies lol I love to laugh, be random, get loud & act silly too. I'm self sufficient, have a job that I love & have been doing it for 20+ years. So no, I'm not looking for a "sugar daddy" or someone to pay my way.
I love anything to do with the outdoors, camping, fishing (I know I'll eventually catch something besides a damn sunburn! haha), swimming, the beach. I love roller coasters & amusement/water parks or I'm content to snuggle and watch movies or read a good book. I'm game to try just about anything once. Never know till ya try right? Lol. Ok, maybe except bungee jumping & skydiving.... I'll gladly hold the camera on the ground and wait for you but I just don't understand WHY anyone would purposely throw themselves out of a perfectly good airplane lol.
I enjoy making friends and meeting new people. I would love to meet a friend and have things progress from there. Ultimately I'd like to find someone to live, love & laugh with.. To share life's ups & downs... A best friend....
Anything else, just feel free to ask!