Online dating is hilarious.
Let me answer the number 1 and 2 questions Im asked
"How many kids you have" btw..not a complete sentence
"Where do you work"
Enough to be happy, not be on debt or on
I WANT A MAN WHO INTRIGUES ME.
ANYONE CAN TAKE A HALF NUDE SELFIE.
A TRUE BOND COMES FROM MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL COMPATIBILITY.
if youre going to lump me in a box with everyone else...please use the back button.
I yell at the tv....
I love my chocolate frozen.
I cry wilth the tv
Buttered bread is so good
I get mad at the tv
I love pedicures
I realize the tv makes me emotional.
I own over 50 pairs of shoes, yet im always in flipflops
WHY IN HELL ARE THERE SO MANY GEMINIS ON THIS SITE?
*if youre not laughing...... messaging will be a mistake.
*if youre thinking "WHAT THE HELL" and grinning.... MESSAGE ME NOW
*if your thinking "SHES CRAZY" hit the back button.....PLEASE
Im authentic, Im honest, I don't play games, I like sports...I can be silly and serious.
BE A MAN OF YOUR WORD, THATS SEXY.
Let's rock the boat, flip it upside down, blame each other, get mad, laugh it off and stare the a beautiful stars.
IF IT'S FAST AND EASY. IT'S NOT WORTH KEEPING. EZ COME EZ GO
IF YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING..... you're not for me.