I have read numerous women’s profiles on here and must admit that this site is definitely entertaining! Most are exhilarating with nothing more than “ask me”….ask you if you truly believe that your looks alone are going to find you Mr. Right?? More power to you and although a pretty face is nice, I am in search of something more.....
So at the risk of sounding like most profiles you probably encounter, let’s take the honest approach as I know we all like honesty!
Outdoorsy? You bet….I love sitting on a patio drinking a good microbrew or spending time working on my car in the garage. If you want someone that climbs 14ers every weekend, I will drop you off at the bottom and gladly drive to the top to meet you for a nice relaxing time enjoying the views.
I snore – mostly when I sleep on my back so feel free to kick me to turn over….I will just pretend I am your stallion and you want me to giddy up!
I am no longer a night owl – I used to be in my 20’s when I could party down with the best of them but let’s face it, 40 year olds shouldn’t be in a dance club with a bunch of 21 year olds…plus the only way to get this white boy dancing is to feed me a lot of alcohol at which point you probably wouldn’t be too happy with me anyways! Now a couple of drinks watching a live band?? I’m down…
I cuss and love the “F” bomb – how many other words in the English language have so many meanings?! Besides ass that is….
I have two awesome little boys that will always take priority – at least one of them anyways.
The most sought after trait by women - confident yet not arrogant. I definitely only seek approval from those that matter…..one of my favorite quotes is by Robert Hand - “The better you feel about yourself, the less you feel the need to show off.”
So I may have been accused once in my life of being sarcastic, of quick wit, or not afraid to make people uncomfortable at the dinner table but like many of you (did I say I was optimistic?), I am here to find my partner in crime, my ride or die…. I am at a stage in life where finding someone to sleep with is nowhere near as important as finding someone worth waking up to. I would love to meet someone who is real, knows what they want in a relationship, likes to laugh and has a sense of humor, tries not to sweat the small stuff, can engage in friendly banter, is adventurous (especially when I refuse to ask for directions), and is for the most part happy with their life. We can certainly compromise on the rest.....
So why not take a chance and hit me up? I promise I won't bite....unless you want me to of course :)