First off thanks for reading this kick a$$ profile! Hopefully im not like anything you've already met before....if you have then please stop stalking me....unless you're a classy stalker that leaves gifts.
Sure, I could bore you with delusions of how wonderful I am, but lets face it, I'm sure you've already read this about 153 times in all the other profiles... I believe that actions speak louder than words, so why bother!
A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 23 in the shower (don't ask unless you can handle a clever response).
Anyways...i try to fill my time up with things so i don't get too bored. These things would include: watching/playing sports, reading books, cooking, addicted to movies, outdoor activities, and anything fun really. I must say that at this point in my life fitness and being healthy are very important to me and with any relationship in the future. I spent 32 years not caring much for my health until I finally saw the light and made a change. I love to do CrossFit workouts (at school, no box for me) and I try to do paleo eating or clean eating. I'm not hardcore or anything like that and the only thing i would ever cheat on is food. If this isn't something that appeals to you then no hard feelings but lets not email back and forth. Save each other some time and effort.
I keep pretty busy and love my life. I don't have the time or inclination to date everyone under the sun anymore, and I have no problem meeting people. I'm just fine if I don't meet anyone on here... BUT, if you're someone really really special, I'd love to have you along for the ride and make our already great lives that much better.
Things that attract a guy like me:
There's something very special about you. You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell (without using spell check), and are generally happy. You want to see the world and travel, love to kiss, you cuddle like a cat on the sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed. You are athletic, curvy in the right places is a plus. You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can actually keep up with me.
The rest is negotiable. (well, you can’t be a blood relative)
If you're right for me, we will crack each other up every day and settle into each other's arms every night.
Well... there would be a ton of laughter... however... I wouldn't call it a first date just quite yet... and for that reason alone I might show up wearing running shoes...... you know, JUST in case. :-)