Yes ladies I exist, so lets just get right down to it. I've been taking a break from the dating scene for a while but now I'm ready to find the right one. (euphemism for I'm tired of being single and sure would like to find a girlfriend!) I'm using this site because I can work long hours and having my son part time doesn't leave me a lot of time or energy to go out, but I do have time for you. It's not easy for me to describe myself because I think its like trying to see the trees through the forest. I suppose I would say I'm confident but not c*cky. Powerful but humble. Old but young at heart. Honest, compassionate, and understanding. Throughout the day I can be any of the following... a nerd, a boss, an intellectual, comedian, spiritual explorer, pimp, superhero, gentleman, rockstar, dad, and student (Sure would like to add boyfriend and lover to that list!)
I'm drama free with the ex, and believe me ladies, I know its not easy to date with kids and a job. I want to meet someone with some morals and values similar to mine. I don't yell or hit or insult my child, and guess what, he listens! I also don't do drugs around my kids, I don't care if its legal now or not. Children are a blessing and it's a turnoff when I see parents yelling or hitting or insulting them. I like to think I have my sh*t together as far as a place to live (no roommates, I'm not 22), a career, paying the child support on time every time. I have short term and long term goals and I sure would like to have a lover and partner to share them with.
You will catch me watching the news, comedy shows, documentaries, or sci-fi movies. What I don't watch is American-bachelor-dancing-with-the-biggest-idol-loser type crap. Sorry! I listen to 107.5 FM and 850 AM, go figure. I have a huge heart for kids. I'm a sucker for teachers, nurses or anyone who knows the value of helping others. I love long legs, long showers, and long hair. I like kissing for hours. (euphemism for fondling) I know how to make passionate love and I know how to make buck wild freaky deaky naked monkey sex. I'm (relatively) normal. I have all my teeth, no diseases, all fingers and toes, etc. No surprises here. I'm not hiding anything. I believe in communication and honesty, Integrity means doing what you say and saying what you do. And I am an honest man of integrity. I am the guy that sends random flowers. I do believe in a 3 date rule with sex because I believe in respecting boundaries and being an old fashioned gentleman. I was raised to believe that you open doors for ladies and that the man pays. But, if you want to open the door for me and pay for everything than hell, I'm all for equal rights!
Now some random tidbits... I'm 90% fluent in Spanish (seriously) and 100% fluent in Ebonics (Euphemism for this pimp talks jive woman!!) I'm an Air Force brat and have lived in many places. The last religious ceremony I attended was a Native American Sweat Lodge. (you can Google it) Years ago I volunteered for a teen mentoring non-profit. I like to think religion and science can work together, by realizing that neither are completely accurate. I like big dogs as apposed to little dogs. I like cats. I don't like to ski. I'm 420 friendly. I don't drink and drive. I live on red bulls. I like to quote dorky movie lines, bonus points if you catch the ones I used in here.
I sure would like to find someone who shares some of these things I talked about. Someone who can relate to me, challenge me, Inspire me, hold me, teach me, and love me. (euphemism for I'm a baby)
Please don't message me if you don't know what euphemism means. (euphemism for you ain't that bright are ya biotch so get to steppin!) Not so funny meow is it?
P.S... POF made me capitalize Ebonics... Inconceivable!