Looking for an intelligent, confident and dependable partner in life whom I can devote myself to unconditionally until she is 40. Preferably a girl who's moderately coherent and somewhat hygenic. Must be willing to tolerate my lack of same.
Yes, hugs are $1. Thus far, I've made 58 cents. Also, I am aware that I'm listed as an 'occasional smoker' but my profile pic has a cigarette in it. However, when that was taken, I had just finished climbing a mountain, so it was in fact 'an occasion'. I also smoke at weddings and Bar Mitzvahs; it's healthier than balloon animals (really!) and I'm courteous to not do it in front of those that don't. And before anyone else asks, my "other" pet is a rock. I asked my parents for a puppy, but instead they got me a pet rock. Considering I was raised by wolves, I'd have hoped a puppy wasn't too much to ask ...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
The best first date would be talking and getting to know if each of us would like to have a second date. Perhaps we could fill each other in on the "About Me"s that neither of us were comfortable in posting in a publicly accessible format such as this. After all, if you're going to insist I be Prince Charming, then I first need to see if the slipper fits (bippity-boppity-boo)