Looking for an intelligent, confident and dependable partner in life whom I can devote myself to unconditionally until she is 40. Preferably a girl who's moderately coherent and somewhat hygenic. Must be willing to tolerate my lack of same.
Yes, hugs are $1. Thus far, I've made 58 cents (s/he was kinda big so I could only get one arm around). Also, I am aware that I'm listed as an 'occasional smoker' but my profile pic has a cigarette in it. However, when that was taken, I had just finished climbing a mountain, so it was in fact 'an occasion'. I also smoke at weddings and Bar Mitzvahs; it's healthier than balloon animals (really!) and I'm courteous to not do it in front of those that don't. And before anyone else asks, my "other" pet is a rock. I asked my parents for a puppy, but instead they got me a pet rock. Considering I was raised by wolves, I'd have hoped a puppy wasn't too much to ask ...
Ok, for all you ill-mannered curs that requested, nay demanded, I post a 2nd pic showing my eyes without so much as a 'please & thank you": I have relented. You're welcome. Yes it is a couple years old (obviously), however, it keeps with the 'occasion' theme and the hair-line is still up-to-date.
For those of you that insist upon complaining about all the "douchebags" on this site yet post cleavage shots of yourself in the bathroom, I'm sensing a cause-and-effect relationship. And if you absolutely must post bathroom pics then please, for the love of all that is good and holy, please flush. Just sayin'.
In any event, while you're being emailed by douchebags, the normal guys on here are getting pestered by pre-op trannies. So there.
My car only has 2 seats, so no it is not ok to bring your kids along on a first date. And if you're only looking for a free meal, then just let me know up front and I can take you to the grocery store instead of a restaurant. Otherwise the best first date would be talking and getting to know if each of us would like to have a second date. Perhaps we could fill each other in on the "About Me"s that neither of us were comfortable in posting in a publicly accessible format such as this. After all, if you're going to insist I be Prince Charming, then I first need to see if the slipper fits (bippity-boppity-boo :p)