SHORT, SIMPLE, AND SASSY........
My hobbies include long walks on the beach, exploiting the weaknesses of others, wine tasting, committing felonies that involve gloves and ski masks, romantic comedies and cannibalizing the still-beating hearts of my rivals.
In my spare time I enjoy disregarding social norms, cannon balling 4 star hotel pools, being psychologically manipulative and emotionally unavailable, long road trips, walking on train tracks, selfishly indulging my every whim and generally ignoring the consequences of my actions
Thank you for your time and I look forward to perhaps.... THROWING UP IN AN ALLEY WITH YOU!!!!!
I HOPE YOU GUYS DO REALIZE I'M JUST KIDDING AND NOT SERIOUS ABOUT "MY HOBBIES"
Maybe start off with an awkward staring contest, followed by a heated debate on who is creepier then who and who doesn't look more like whose pictures
After that, if the chemistry is there I'd probably be down for some armed robbery *****
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN***********