Hmmm this is going to be tough.. you might not want to meet me after I talk about myself but here it goes.
I'm an adventurous, active & very energetic island girly girl who can also do push ups. Im a seasoned world traveler (50+ countries) and will try anything at least once (climbed volcanoes with lava pouring, pet a tiger, wrapped a boa constrictor around my neck, rapelled thru canyons, even ate a monkey! lol). Friends think I'm funny & very entertaining. Most will say I'm crazy but not in the insane kind of way :) I talk a lot, but I do have something to say. I like to make things as uncomplicated as possible. Just enjoy life & have fun, worry about it later coz you'll probably forget about it then. I'm also very low maintenance, independent, spontaneous, adventurous, extremely affectionate (to the right person), & easily entertained but I can also be mean & cuss like a sailor when provoked. I am sane (I think I am, but then again I'm on this site lol), have no baggage, pretty handy (I tile my own floors!) can play chess & I dont have to use spell check. Wait there's more, I'm also very loyal, opinionated & "Brutally Honest" I dont lie unless its a matter of life and death :), confident but also humble, compassionate & caring. I'm also the biggest slob in the world but I'm working on it! Are you still reading? LOL
What am I looking for? Looking for a nice guy, yeah, you're all nice guys I'm sure but ok lets make this a little bit tougher. I'd like to meet a FIT & active guy, who likes to stay active. oh doesnt mean that you go to the gym you're active ok? Someone that actually likes to do active stuff, anything fun, from hiking, snowboarding, camping to scuba diving, just get off the dang computer & do something! A simple man, not materialistic and who just wants a simple and happy life, attractive, funny, intelligent, and can hold a decent and intelligent conversation, NO MORONS please. An HONEST guy, entertaining, confident, compassionate and A LOT OF FUN, I easily get bored so please dont be boring! I like to do fun and active stuff (doesnt have to be anything special just fun, like running in the rain or people watching hey that could be fun lol) so if you dont have time to have a lot of fun and enjoy life then we might not be a match, thats it, easy huh? LOL Oh wait!, No drunks please but if you enjoy your herbal medication once in a while thats ok! :) wow.. Its like looking for the holy grail! LOL
I am not the typical girl... and I'm looking for the not so typical dude to share my adventures with. If you're spiritual, think you are more evolved than others and a decent human being, we might have a lot in common :)
Thanks for reading my novel & Good luck on your search! to those ones that I didnt scare away yet...if you're what I'm looking for I cant wait to meet you!!! We will have a BLAST!
Update: Please be fit and active, I am extremely active and if you're not then we're probably not going to be a good match. Don't write me and tell me you want to go on an adventure with me, if you've never gone on a real one before. Oh Holy Grail, where art thou!
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December 2016. Currently traveling in the Philippines ...climbed active volcanoes in Indonesia last month. Going to Panay Island next month to attend a Carnaval like Festival (Google Dinagyang Festival). Come and join me dance in the streets!!! You want an adventure right? ??. And OMG it's not a joke! yes I'm real and if you're lame and didn't read my whole profile then we're obviously not a match. Good Luck though :)
I get a ton of email everyday. A lot of extremely good looking guys..that's the easy part! Actually liking them is the hard part. Pls read the profile and tell me something more than "you're beautiful, stunning...so sexy...blah blah blah". You guys say it so much I might just start to believe it. Hahaha..I know, I'm funny too! I know how I look like but thanks..really!...I just don't know what else to say to those emails other than thanks and Good Luck...so there I said it...I am NOT going to reply back. Same goes to the one liners and copy and pastes...yes I get the same email from the same guys every month! :)