Sarcasm Unlimited: Looking for the real deal!
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Winnipeg, Manitoba
47 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Other
Caucasian, Gemini
Sarcasm Unlimited is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Blue Collar
Got it covered!

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Me: I have a short fuse, and tend to get worked up over things real fast. Not much into taking someone else's crap, and I'm more then willing to let them know! Other then that, i'm a super nice person. If you are good to me then I will be good to you!! I was taught as a young kid to treat women with respect, open doors, to protect them, and all the rest of it. These are values I still live by!! I can be a bit of the strong silent type. I call a spade a spade! I don't lie! I don't cheat! I have a very young, strong personality. If you couldn't have guessed, I am very sarcastic! I have a pretty aggressive personality, so I tend to be a little too nice when meeting new people, I don't want to offend anyone. But don't worry, that changes and you will get to see my real personality soon enough! I was raised going to church, so I have a very spiritual side, and I do believe in god. I believe you will be treated the way you treat others, so I try to be nice to everyone, no matter what my personal feelings might be. Right now my radio station is on country. But I am more into metal, and more likely to be listening to some Metallica, Mega Death, or Pantera!

You: If you have a big attitude, then you might be for me. If you like to smoke weed, you might be for me. If you like to drink, and then cause me grief, we will probably get along! And I'm sure if you withhold sex from me, I will just want you more!! I like a girl with a strong personality, and a bit of an attitude. You will need to try to keep up with me! If you lie to me, then what's the point! I want Bonnie and Clyde, I have your back, and you have mine. Together as one. If you are on here and will only talk to the prettiest boys you can find. Then when they turn out to be "players", should you really be surprised!?! Maybe you should try a normal person who just has their sh*t together, the outcome might surprise you! If you think a fun night is sitting on POF, and seeing how many guys you talk to with out any intentions on ever meeting them. Then you are not for anyone but yourself!

I am not into typing, and just talking on here forever! I am way better face to face! I don't find this a natural way to meet someone. Everyone is basing their future on a couple pictures, and a pick up line or two. Is that really the best way to determine ones future? I don't like my picture taken, so I really don't have any good ones. So this is the one you get. I've not had anyone run screaming in horror with the way I look, so I must be alright!

Anything else?? Please, feel free to ask. :)