Where to begin?..LOL...First and foremost, Ive realized no one reads this section, so I'm basically going to write whatever...blah blah blah. I love laughing, Im sarcastic, I have tattoos that I do not regret in the least tiny bit, I believe in Karma, and I hate poor spelling.
If youre still with me...I moved here from the RAINY Northwest and LOVE the Bay Area. I am a pretty laid back woman, I dont do a lot of stress and drama..I mean, isnt life a little short for all that?
Dont Hate me because I'm a Packer Backer! I LOVE the NFL and am a HUGE Packers fan..Nope, Im not from Wisconsin...Ive just had exceptionally great taste in football since I was 5 years old! (thanks Dad!)I talk a lot of trash all year 'round..LOL..but if youre a HATER, no need to stop by and throw insults..and if you do?..I can guarantee you wont get a return email.
** Please dont email me if you are "In town for the weekend"...Im not a hooker, nor do I aspire to be one. If you dont have a picture, get one..a 4 year old knows how to use a camera phone...and 10 year old "headshots" don't cut it. If youre "separated"...just...No. If you have shirtless photos..No. Im very approachable, so if your first email consists of..."hi" "hey""hi sexy""your hot" or "your cute" and thats all you come up with..No. If that all sounds B*tchy, I apologize...I mean no disrespect...but you Get what you give fellas.**
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Whatever happens it will be memorable Im sure.