25 REASONS WHY I'M AN AWESOME GIRLFRIEND:
1. I'm honest.
2. I have a full-time job.
3. I'm not "into" money any more than it makes things in life easier.
4. I know that money is not a substitute for anything else.
5. I have no criminal history.
6. I am loyal.
7. I bathe regularly; every day, with soap.
8. I like most animals. Allergic to cats. I have my own awesome dog.
9. I drive a “stick”.
10. I love to cook all your favorite foods.
11. I am not selfish in bed, I share the blanket.
12. I don't care what music we listen to in the car, except for rap, head-banging metal, or Eskimo Fertility chants.
13. I can give a Pro-grade massage.
14. I think the aliens will use Survivor as a reason to exterminate the human race.
15. If French Toast is bad, then I don't want to be good.
16. I won't hit on your friends or brother.
17. Flowers when you least expect it.
18. You can't shock me. Dare ya.
19. If you "get" me, I'm funny.
20. Satisfied but hungry for more is a good destination.
21. I can make lists. And breakfast. And dinner.
23. I quote movies. But only good ones, and not to the point of annoyance or if it's your first time seeing it.
24. I have almost no family for you to impress.
25. I'll like your family and will have a deflecting answer for your Aunt that asks about marriage.
I am happy and optimistic. I think that attractiveness is not only how you look but how you treat someone and others in your life. Prerequisite - MUST have a sense of humor!!!! Looking for a guy that can hold his own in the relationship, not fade to the background and let me make all the decisions. It takes two to make a relationship work, and communication is KEY. I am open to new and interesting things, adventures, travel and hobbies so bring it on!
*****GUYS - I DO NOT DATE SMOKERS!*******
Don't lie to me and we'll be just fine. If you can carry on an intelligent, funny and interesting conversation where you contribute as much as you listen, send me an email and let's see if we hit it off. I am not looking for a long-term email/phone relationship, so let's meet and see if we can connect. And please have the courtesy to answer a message, even if I'm not your type. It's OK, you won't hurt my feelings if you're not interested!
For a first date I would be on time and dressed appropriately. I will try to make you laugh and feel comfortable; first dates can be a bit awkward. I will listen to what you tell me. I will thank you for a lovely time.
On a first date I prefer to go for lunch/dinner or a drink where it is quiet enough to talk and learn a bit about each other. Maybe a walk afterward in the park, if it's nice . Ask me what you want to and I will be honest with you.
To send a message to ShortnSassyGirl you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 45 and 55.
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
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Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke