Status update. I have decided to tell my story here, get it all out and leave nothing but the future to look forward to.
I am an independent career/family driven women. I have a perverted sense of humor but I'm age appropriate.
My kids think it's funny to fart in the car when the windows are up. It taught them well. Hehe
So if u are still reading, I love my kids and play well with others. Can't stand chomping or lip smacking while eating or chewing gum.
Try not to be too anal, and the OCD is mild.
I want my cake and to eat it too!
I will give you the attention you want and the space when you need it.
I dont wear makeup unless it is a special occasion, me in a dress and heels (yeah right). Just your ordinary tomboy, or natural beauty.
I want the Fireworks, just once!