Build me a time machine, take me back send me forward, to the end, the beginning, NOW! Cook me dinner. I eat meat. i will not do the dishes, but I might fix your computer for you. You got those viruses visiting porn sites. Yes you did. I play guitar and bass. Need me a drummer or keyboardist. Is it you? This is more than four sentences.
Play a game of pool at a local dive, go for a drive, get some coffee, eat chinese food out of those to-go containers while sitting someplace outdoors with a view.