6/18/13. F-it. Lets go shoot some pool.
Isn't online dating fun?
I have a somewhat sarcastic and sometimes dark seance of humor. I will as easily laugh at my self as I will you. (and I will laugh at you), I just hope you can see the lighter side of life and laugh at yourself too. And to make matters worse, I think I am one of the funniest people I know.
I have been in construction most of my adult life. I did take some time off to get edumacted and stuff. Then I went back to construction as a super. I love this work. How many places can choose the people you work with and tell dirty and extremely off color jokes and call each other names all day and get paid for it?
When I get time to play, my dog Griffin comes first to mind. Day trips to the beach, afternoons at the dog park, or trips to the river when weather permits are some of our favorite activities.
I understand that all girls are crazy, just like all boys are dumb. I am one of the smarter dumb boys and I would like you to be one of the saner crazy girls.
Beer is great, but too much of a good thing is not. I like a beer or 3 after work, and I will tie-one-on on the weekend, but if you drink more then a 24pk between Tuesday and Thursday, you need to keep moving.
If you are not dog people, I cannot trust you. Cats are okay, but you must LOVE dogs.
If you are too uptight to laugh at yourself, you wont like me, even if you want to. I am sorry but we all do stupid sh*tsometimes and it is okay to laugh about it.
These are the most important qualities to me. I am not a Calvin Klein model and I don't expect you to show up in Playboy or Victoria Secret (not saying I will object if you do).
Coffee, pool, darts, dog park, something public. I don't want you getting any funny ideas that you could get me drunk and take advantage of me.