I am the total package. What is the total package you ask? Well, I'm self employed aka unemployed. I am dead sexy (please refer to my profile pic). I am a participant of the "going green" movement (I ride the public limo). I'm sure you are wondering by now, does this guy live in a cardboard box under the 101.… no, not yet.
Hmmmm so what else do I have to offer… well let's look in my bag of tricks, there's encouragement ( you know like "ra ra sis boom bah"). There's respect "yes ma'am, no ma'am… hit me harder". There's experience (dressing up as a piñata for halloween… bad idea). I also have that A, that B, that C and that… Ahhh just kidding :). If you get that last joke then you are totally a keeper, like totally. Ok so by now you're probably asking yourself. Am I dreaming? Is this real? Well, to quote a famous gangster rapper "I am the realest!".