I can be very attractive, if the lighting is just right, you're looking at me from a particular angle, and if I have a certain facial expression. In fact I can be damn near gorgeous if all that happens.
I won't kiss on the second date, if you don't kiss on the first.
I'm secure and confident. I only hit crosswalk and elevator buttons once.
Favorite color- fluorescent beige
Favorite Food- Cheese
Favorite Vegetable: Bacon
Favorite Fruit: Skittles
Favorite Animal: Prime Rib
Political views- Depends on the situation, like in the bedroom, libertarian.
Religious Views- Happy with any religion that doesn't try to kill me
Sometimes I like to live life on the edge. Just the other day I turned on the A/C when my gas light was on.
I like different. The Mr.and Mrs. Jones are boring. I'm happier than them, they can follow me!
I love a good debate and rely on strong arguments rather than loud voices.
Just trying to make myself better everyday and find someone that fits to share it with.
I'm a great listener. Unless, of course, I have to drop a deuce.Then I may run away from you in mid sentence.
I'm not one to dive in to a relationship, so your patience may be tested. And I'm not the jealous or competitive type. If it works, it works.
I'm a dreamer and not afraid to go after them.
Favorite quote: I'd rather be imperfect at something, than perfect at nothing.
Political correctness- Don't need the sugar coating. I can handle and would rather have the truth.
illogical people. Example: People that try to get a close parking spot at the gym. They're about to go an hour on the treadmill, what's another hundred feet.
People that think we are such a bad country. I vote to use our tax dollars to give them a one way first class ticket to anywhere in the world. Then everyone will be happy.
Critics! unless you're a judge in a competition, Judge yourself, and encourage others. While trying to better myself by avoiding sodas and drinking water instead, a girl at work explained to me (while smoking a cigarette) that drinking from the same water bottle is not good me. I felt like saying, "you're so right, I'm going to get a pepsi. Enjoy your cigarette break!"
Pointless request. Example: When girls write on their profiles, "No games, and no liars". Those playing games are usually liars. And it's tough to get a liar to be honest about his lying.
If i had a million dollars: I'd buy a new butt, mine has a crack in it.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Probably just a trip to Paris until we get to know each other a little better