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| About | Non-smoker with Average body type | City | l town Alberta | ||
| Details | 34 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Jewish | Ethnicity | Other ethnicity Virgo with Black hair | ||
| Intent | makemelovelaughlive isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. | Education | Some college | ||
| Personality | Profession | I just make more money than you |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Prefer not to say | Do you want children? | Prefer not to say | |
| Marital Status | Not Single and Not Looking | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Other | Eye Color | Other | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 3 years |
About Me
After looking at about a thousand profiles I have narrowed things down a bit to what women want,
They want a guy that is a potential cuddler but not too clingy, a good looking guy but not a jersey shore kind of douche bag, a guy that listens and remember all those little things that you care about, someone that is adventurous and will travel the world and works enough to support you and possibly you're soon to be kids or already kids. Has great grammar and can put two sentences together. Will let you have you're personal space when ever you want it but has to be available when ever you need him. Will stand you're ****y side till you decide that you can trust him.
What 99% of what men are looking for on here....
Picture,Hotness,Willing to put out
So for the ladies out there that are constantly complaining on how they get so many douche bag responses and how it pisses them off to make sure it doesn't happen....
If you're hot - Pull you're head out your ass, there is no guy in you're future if you're hotter then satans farts and you cant find "the guy" maybe its because you're a raving **** that has to have it her way all the time.
If you're meh looking - don't put down you're interested in an intimate encounter if you're not willing to put out, a dinner at a restaurant is not an intimate encounter it means doing the freak if you want candle light dinners put you're a romantic or hang the f* out.
P.s
My fav on a schwack of these is "im so tired of the bar scene and how rude men are now at them"
Its cuz you have done every guy in there and they passed you around till you turned 25 and now your sick of the fact that everyone in the bar knows you as the local hooker...
P.P.s
My second fav is the line "you gotta be able to make me laugh" what the f**k is that s**t about?? Im not a comedian, you want a clown goto a circus, but seriously why the f**k is it the guys responsibility to make your cheap ass laugh just to get with you?
O.M.GEEEE
If you're plans are to find a guy and "change him" well maybe that's another reason why you're single, we are not dogs, we don't piss/sh*ton carpets only to have our nose rubbed in it to learn not too. Guys don't look at a punk girl or some slut and think.. "hmmmm she would be a fantastic housewife" we know better to take something she's not and try to "change her" into something we want. Accept the flaws or move on.
If you post on your profile "the last guys were retarded" or something along the lines of that, maybe it's not them... maybe it's you that's the retarded psycho and you're just looking for someone to put the blame on, look in the mirror for a second and ask yourself, did he cheat on me because I never put out, or did he leave because im a psycho and was always being a b.i.t.c.h, or any other excuse you might have.
F.Y.I ---- This line right here ----> "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best" Lets get something straight who posts these, If your anything like this get your shi.t together and maybe and I mean maybe the guy might stick around, if you have preconcieved notions that you can be a rotten cu.nt and the guy should stick with you give your head a shake lady no one wants that in a mate.
REMIX --- Another line I keep seeing on profiles is the "No more pictures of you guys in the mirror with you're shirt up and you flexing you're muscles" ummm if fat and ugly people took pictures of their gunts you would really want to see that... So women do you really go by face pictures on what you decide is hot? If so there would be alot less guys attending comic con and jerking off to internet p@rn. Have you ever thought it was hard enough to be a stupid hot looking guy and thats all we have working for us is our 6 pack and our guns? Zoolander said it best " I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking."
NORMAL: Alot of ladies have put this on their profile "Just looking for a normal guy" or " Plz be normal" Look here my dears, you're definition of what is supposed to be normal can be much different than someone else's normal. Ie: The girl that is looking for some goofy, eccentric but very loving kind of guy might be you're worst nightmare, where you're looking for a guy that is down to earth and wont stalk you if sh.it goes wrong. Keep it in mind when you state your looking for normal, I bet you can look at alot of you're friends and think that they are normal but under it all would'nt let them house sit for you just because you know they aren't so normal.
Kinda really loving the forums here, It's pretty funny how they have a group that asks the people on here to rate their profiles when most of the people that are posting comments on how to change it to make it better haven't had a real relationship in years. Or even better dating advice from other P.O.F members that's pure gold.
They want a guy that is a potential cuddler but not too clingy, a good looking guy but not a jersey shore kind of douche bag, a guy that listens and remember all those little things that you care about, someone that is adventurous and will travel the world and works enough to support you and possibly you're soon to be kids or already kids. Has great grammar and can put two sentences together. Will let you have you're personal space when ever you want it but has to be available when ever you need him. Will stand you're ****y side till you decide that you can trust him.
What 99% of what men are looking for on here....
Picture,Hotness,Willing to put out
So for the ladies out there that are constantly complaining on how they get so many douche bag responses and how it pisses them off to make sure it doesn't happen....
If you're hot - Pull you're head out your ass, there is no guy in you're future if you're hotter then satans farts and you cant find "the guy" maybe its because you're a raving **** that has to have it her way all the time.
If you're meh looking - don't put down you're interested in an intimate encounter if you're not willing to put out, a dinner at a restaurant is not an intimate encounter it means doing the freak if you want candle light dinners put you're a romantic or hang the f* out.
P.s
My fav on a schwack of these is "im so tired of the bar scene and how rude men are now at them"
Its cuz you have done every guy in there and they passed you around till you turned 25 and now your sick of the fact that everyone in the bar knows you as the local hooker...
P.P.s
My second fav is the line "you gotta be able to make me laugh" what the f**k is that s**t about?? Im not a comedian, you want a clown goto a circus, but seriously why the f**k is it the guys responsibility to make your cheap ass laugh just to get with you?
O.M.GEEEE
If you're plans are to find a guy and "change him" well maybe that's another reason why you're single, we are not dogs, we don't piss/sh*ton carpets only to have our nose rubbed in it to learn not too. Guys don't look at a punk girl or some slut and think.. "hmmmm she would be a fantastic housewife" we know better to take something she's not and try to "change her" into something we want. Accept the flaws or move on.
If you post on your profile "the last guys were retarded" or something along the lines of that, maybe it's not them... maybe it's you that's the retarded psycho and you're just looking for someone to put the blame on, look in the mirror for a second and ask yourself, did he cheat on me because I never put out, or did he leave because im a psycho and was always being a b.i.t.c.h, or any other excuse you might have.
F.Y.I ---- This line right here ----> "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best" Lets get something straight who posts these, If your anything like this get your shi.t together and maybe and I mean maybe the guy might stick around, if you have preconcieved notions that you can be a rotten cu.nt and the guy should stick with you give your head a shake lady no one wants that in a mate.
REMIX --- Another line I keep seeing on profiles is the "No more pictures of you guys in the mirror with you're shirt up and you flexing you're muscles" ummm if fat and ugly people took pictures of their gunts you would really want to see that... So women do you really go by face pictures on what you decide is hot? If so there would be alot less guys attending comic con and jerking off to internet p@rn. Have you ever thought it was hard enough to be a stupid hot looking guy and thats all we have working for us is our 6 pack and our guns? Zoolander said it best " I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking."
NORMAL: Alot of ladies have put this on their profile "Just looking for a normal guy" or " Plz be normal" Look here my dears, you're definition of what is supposed to be normal can be much different than someone else's normal. Ie: The girl that is looking for some goofy, eccentric but very loving kind of guy might be you're worst nightmare, where you're looking for a guy that is down to earth and wont stalk you if sh.it goes wrong. Keep it in mind when you state your looking for normal, I bet you can look at alot of you're friends and think that they are normal but under it all would'nt let them house sit for you just because you know they aren't so normal.
Kinda really loving the forums here, It's pretty funny how they have a group that asks the people on here to rate their profiles when most of the people that are posting comments on how to change it to make it better haven't had a real relationship in years. Or even better dating advice from other P.O.F members that's pure gold.
First Date
First off im going to dress in nothing but Ed Hardly clothes then im going to pick you up in my jacked up truck, im going to say you look ****ing hot and then tell you to shut up cuz my favorite song is on... take you to wendys where we can order off the dollar menu. Drive out of town to a nice remote place where we can get stuff happening. After im done with you I will hop in my truck and leave you in the dust wondering how to get back home and never answering you're calls.
Stole this because I thought it was great. - ...Please put this on your profile if you know, are related to, divorced from, or dated someone who suffers from Stupidity. People need to understand that stupidity is real and should be taken seriously. You could be sitting next to a stupid person right now. Or look into the mirror and check for a big "S" shape on your forhead. There is still no known cure for stupidity and sympathy does not help. Sometimes a 2x4 to the back of the head helps, but not a lot. But we can raise awareness! 53% won't re-post this because they don't know how to copy & paste...
Stole this because I thought it was great. - ...Please put this on your profile if you know, are related to, divorced from, or dated someone who suffers from Stupidity. People need to understand that stupidity is real and should be taken seriously. You could be sitting next to a stupid person right now. Or look into the mirror and check for a big "S" shape on your forhead. There is still no known cure for stupidity and sympathy does not help. Sometimes a 2x4 to the back of the head helps, but not a lot. But we can raise awareness! 53% won't re-post this because they don't know how to copy & paste...
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