FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ANSWERED:
Yes, you can leave me a message.
No, I won't be rude, just honest.
Yes, I will be:
Attractive, Tall, Full-Figured, Single, Funny, Kind, Polite, Loving, Gracious, Hard-Working, Respectful to your kids/your parents/your Ex-wife &/or GF;
No, I won't be:
Disrespected, Lied to, or even everyone's cup of tea-would rather be your double shot of whiskey, served neat.
Yes, I might leave the 1st message.
No, you don't have to be a rude co¢kno¢ker & block me. If you don't like BBW's, I get it, just politely tell me.
Yes, I know how to:
Hold a decent conversation, Debate reasonably over current affairs, Tell if it is an aged Single Malt-Smoky Scotch or just swill, Cook, Bake, BBQ, Maintain a clean home & happy family, Drive a 4x4/tractor/sports car, Throw a football/baseball/punch, Dress fashionably for my current size, Smoke a cigar-if I have to, Get out of a speeding ticket, Lift weights, Speak three different languages-fluently.
No, I don't gut/clean fish or field dress a buck-that's a real man's job.
Yes, I like:
To go to the gym, and I like all kinds of art/music/people like: First Responders, Lawyers, Teachers, Communication Majors, Ranchers, Farmers, Dairymen, Blue Collar guys who work hard to become better each day, White Collar guys who grew up in Blue Collar homes & "get it".
No, I'm not a "big girl" because I eat all the time or eat bad things.
Yes, please ask me who & what Hashimoto is.
No, I do NOT want to date the following:
Addicts, Narcissists, Sociopaths, Convicts, Inmates-currently incarcerated, Felons on parole, probation or AB-109, Drug dealers, Gang Bangers, Losers, Sh!theads, Dudes who hit Chicks, Short guys with "Napoleon Syndrome", if you use the "N-word" to describe your friends.
Yes, I do go to church, feel a closeness with my Higher Power & am politically cognizant.
Seriously, if you made it this far, you should leave me a message. Don't be scared.