I've tried this before, with mixed results.
Now that I've moved into a new town, I'll give it another chance. Not a fan of speaking about myself or repeating what I said, so, here are some (Frequently Asked Questions)
F. A. Qs. ANSWERED:
Yes, I might leave the 1st message & please, don't be shy.
No, I won't be rude when you reply, but I am very honest.
Yes, that's right, I may not be your "type".
But if your "type" was working out for you, you wouldn't be here, looking for someone, now would you?
No, you don't have to be a rude & block me.
If you don't like BBW's, I get it, just politely tell me.
Yes, I will be:
Single, attractive, tall(yes, I really am 6 feet in height), funny, kind, polite, loving, gracious, hard-working, respectful to your kids, your parents, your Ex-wife or Ex-GF;
No, I won't be:
Disrespected, lied to, cheated on, mistreated, or even everyone's cup of tea-would rather be your double shot of whiskey, served neat, anyway!
Yes, I know how to:
Hold a decent conversation, debate reasonably over current affairs, tell if it is an aged Single Malt Scotch or just swill.
I also know how to: Cook, bake, BBQ, maintain a clean home & happy family. Being the only daughter, Dad taught me a few things more like: Drive a 4x4/tractor/sports car, throw a football/baseball/punch, lift weights, smoke a cigar while enjoying a warm, smooth Cognac-if I have to; He also taught me to use firearms safely & accurately.
No, I do not gut/clean or field dress venison-my Dad never let a woman do that!
But it wasn't all Dad's doing Mom taught me: that any woman can be sexy as long as she is fashionable, use verbal judo-not your breasts-to get out of a speeding ticket, speak three different languages-fluently. As you can see, I'm very "family-first".
Yes, I like: to read-find intelligence sexy; but do not like-pompous, rude people talking down to others just to be d!€ks; I REALLY like it when you spell correctly & use proper grammar, that's hot!
Yes, I like to go to the gym & I like all kinds of art/music/people like: First Responders, Lawyers, Teachers, Communication Majors, Ranchers, Farmers, Dairymen, Blue Collar guys who work hard to become better each day, White Collar guys who grew up in Blue Collar homes & "get it".
No, I'm not a "big girl" because I eat all the time or eat bad things.
Yes, please ask me who & what Hashimoto is.
No, I do NOT want to date the following:
Addicts, Narcissists, Sociopaths, Convicts, Inmates-currently incarcerated, Felons on parole, probation, Drug dealers, Gang Bangers, Losers, Sh!theads, Dudes who hit Chicks, Short guys with "Napoleon Syndrome", if you use the "N-word" to describe your friends.
Yes, I do go to church, feel a closeness with my Higher Power & am politically cognizant.
Seriously, if you made it this far, you should leave me a message. Don't be scared.