I've tried this before & this is what I have found:
Most guys on here are:
Just wanting a FB but state they "want a relationship" to try to trick women into sleeping with them;
Unavailable-emotionally or otherwise;
Inmates &/or Crazy;
If you aren't one of THOSE guys, keep reading...
I hate repeating myself so, here are some (Frequently Asked Questions)
F. A. Qs. ANSWERED:
Yes, I might leave the 1st message & please, don't be shy.
No, I won't be rude when you reply, just honest.
Yes, that's right, I may not be your "type". But if your "type" was working out for you, you wouldn't be here looking for someone.
No, you don't have to be a rude co¢kno¢ker & block me. If you don't like BBW's, I get it, just politely tell me.
Yes, I will be:
Attractive, Tall, Full-Figured, Single, Funny, Kind, Polite, Loving, Gracious, Hard-Working, Respectful to your kids, your parents, your Ex-wife or Ex-GF;
No, I won't be:
Disrespected, Lied to, or even everyone's cup of tea-would rather be your double shot of whiskey, served neat.
Yes, I know how to:
Hold a decent conversation, Debate reasonably over current affairs, Tell if it is an aged Single Malt-Smoky Scotch or just swill; Cook, Bake, BBQ, Maintain a clean home & happy family, Drive a 4x4/tractor/sports car, Throw a football/baseball/punch, Dress fashionably for my current size, Smoke a cigar-if I have to, Get out of a speeding ticket, Lift weights, Speak three different languages-fluently. I know how to handle firearms, well!
No, I don't gut/clean fish or field dress a buck-that's a real man's job.
Yes, I like: To read, find intelligence sexy, but not pompous, rude people talking down to others just to be d!€ks; I REALLY like it when you spell correctly & use proper grammar, that's hot!
Sure, I like to go to the gym & I like all kinds of art/music/people like: First Responders, Lawyers, Teachers, Communication Majors, Ranchers, Farmers, Dairymen, Blue Collar guys who work hard to become better each day, White Collar guys who grew up in Blue Collar homes & "get it".
No, I'm not a "big girl" because I eat all the time or eat bad things.
Yes, please ask me who & what Hashimoto is.
No, I do NOT want to date the following:
Addicts, Narcissists, Sociopaths, Convicts, Inmates-currently incarcerated, Felons on parole, probation or AB-109, Drug dealers, Gang Bangers, Losers, Sh!theads, Dudes who hit Chicks, Short guys with "Napoleon Syndrome", if you use the "N-word" to describe your friends.
Yes, I do go to church, feel a closeness with my Higher Power & am politically cognizant.
Seriously, if you made it this far, you should leave me a message. Don't be scared.