FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ANSWERED:
Yes, you can leave me a message.
No, your buddies won't know.
Yes, I'm direct.
No, I'm not mean.
Yes, I might leave the 1st message.
No, you don't have to be a co(kkno(ker & block me. If you don't like BBW's, I get it, just politely tell me.
Yes, I will be:
Attractive, Tall, Full-Figured, Single, Funny, Kind, Polite, Loving, Gracious, Hard-Working, Respectful to your kids/your parents/your Ex-wife &/or GF;
No, I won't be:
Disrespected, Lied to, Everyone's cup of tea, would rather be your double shot of whiskey, served neat in an Old Fashioned glass.
Yes, I know how to:
Hold a decent conversation, Debate reasonably over current affairs, Tell if it is an aged Single Malt-Smoky Scotch or just swill, Cook, Bake, BBQ, Maintain a clean home & happy family, Drive a 4x4/tractor/sports car, Throw a football/baseball/punch, Dress fashionably for my current size, Smoke a cigar-if I have to, Get out of a speeding ticket, Lift weights, Speak three different languages-fluently.
Yes, I like:
All kinds of art/music/people, To go to the gym, First Responders, Bankers, Lawyers, Teachers, Communication Majors, Ranchers, Farmers, Dairymen, Blue Collar guys who work hard to become better each day, White Collar guys who grew up in Blue Collar homes & "get it".
No, I'm not a "big girl" because I eat all the time or eat bad things.
Yes, please ask me who Hashimoto is.
No, I do NOT want to date the following:
Addicts, Narcissists, Sociopaths, Convicts, Inmates-currently incarcerated, Felons on parole, probation or AB-109, Drug dealers, Gang Bangers, Losers, Sh!theads, Dudes who hit Chicks, Short guys with "Napoleon Syndrome", if you use the "N-word" to describe your friends.
Yes, I do go to church, feel a closeness with my Higher Power, am politically cognizant,
Seriously, if you made it this far, you should leave me a message. Don't be scared.